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If this account was paid, I'd post a poll to decide who is eviler: VB or MsScribe.
It might settle down the issue of which of the two fandoms is wankier, perhaps even once and for all!
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Somebody (under the name Bethany) throws a shitfit either because.
1. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are terrible parents for naming their kid Apple, or,
2. People are being OMGSOMEEEAN to said singer and actress for naming their kid Apple.
The person's typing is so hysterical I can't really tell.
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| The topic du jour. |
[05 Mar 2005|01:51pm] |
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"If anyone on my flist has signed up with Frienditto.com defriend me, please."
I've seen this all over FLists. Can anybody explain the logic to me? If somebody's morals are gone far enough as to post one of your locked entries publicly, on a service that allows you to do it anonymously, why the fuck would they tell/defriend you?
(Heh! I love that you can choose Schwa as a mood!)
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| I wonder how much hate I'd get if this got through... |
[13 Jan 2005|10:43pm] |
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After this, this (F-locked. If you haven't, go friend ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) wankprophet already!) and this, I feel tempted to submit this post to fandom_wank:
"DEAR GOD SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
I don't give a shit that you ship ships, that you think slash is hot, how many hours a day you spend playing videogames or the highest score you got in DDR. Believe it or not, the community motto is "mock mock mockity mock mock", not "Fandom_wank: transforming comment essays into age pyramids for your enlightment!"
No, I don't come here to read your stance on the wank! I come here to see people POINT AND LAUGH AT IDIOTS WHO THINK THEIR OPINION MATTERS. YES, PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
Unfortunately I don't have the time or stamina to comment individually to the 3000 of you who do this, so you only get a half-coherent post.
As a farewell I will just say: go to hell."
But I'd just get comment essays about each and every offender's history with Fandom_wank (hell, if you want to read the comment essay I made back in the day, I can link you!). Plus, I'm not sure if the post would be approved and I don't have a paid account.
(Disclaimer: No, I'm not really angry. It takes too much energy that I could spend picking my nose.)
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[27 Oct 2004|09:04pm] |
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I JUST HAVE GOTTEN PAID FOR ENGLISH LESSONS!! *dances*
(FYI: I do this every month.)
And I *think* I might be able to pay to get my sound card fixed!
*dances*
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| Everybody's doing it. |
[27 Oct 2004|07:55pm] |
I swear I didn't choose the "be so proper and correct that they've obviously written by someone who learned English as a second language." option!
You are Ashenmote! Your lame flamewar with Pheonix
has, so far, been the only bit of pea soup
snarking you've managed in a lackluster and
pathetic career of Trying To Be Cool (tm). You
make lots of icons which you think are the bees
knees but are generally of poor photographic
quality (e.g. see your current one) with the
ever-included text equally poor in quality. You
did create the Hufflenoobs community, which is
an amusing twist on the Kabal that managed to
twist some panties, but that only lifts you
slightly above the sludge of your origin.
What Fandom Wank Baddie Are You? (Kabal Remix)
brought to you by Quizilla
ETA: OMG, I didn't know commenting to the post would be actually binding! I wrote Phosfate's results, I feel useful!
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| A lot of stuff about me. :P |
[29 Aug 2004|03:52pm] |
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NOTE: If you want to friend me, I'll friend you back. :)
( Warning: LONG )
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| Posted here because it's fandom-related. |
[23 Aug 2004|09:46pm] |
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So "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". I don't like Sarah Michelle Gellar, and the series never interested me much. Also, I keep hearing how fanon!Draco fans love in fact a young!Spike-ized!Draco. That is enough to make my skin crawl.
But today I was bored out of my mind and I caught a repeat on TV. Amazingly enough, I wasn't completely disgusted by what I saw (for anyone curious enough: it was the episode in which Xander doesn't marry Anya, Season 6). It was, actually, what I expected. Ugly make-up and all (I come from the "Gary Oldman's Dracula" school of thinking).
So I come online and what do I do? Read fanfiction? Download fanvids? Search for message boards?
No.
I come to F_W and check the memories for some "greatest wanks" on Buffy, Spike and Angel. To get my first taste of the fandom.
This might be wrong, but if it is, I don't want to be right.
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[16 Aug 2004|12:57am] |
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I heard JK Rowling spoke about her books.
Where's the wank?
(Actually, I hope Petunia Dursley is not muggleborn, that'd be so unbelievably CORNY.)
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[28 Jun 2004|12:56pm] |
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Dear F_W members,
When faced with a wank...
Mocking = FUNNY
Making jokes about sex just because = FUNNY (sex never gets old!)
Writing comment-essays on whatever the wankees were wanking about = BORING (yeah yeah, I know... :P)
Taking yourself seriously = BORING
Using F_W to gossip about celebrities = BORING
Especially if anyone with common sense will agree with your opinion (i.e. "I write Viggorli but I don't mind that in real life Orlando Bloom dates Kate Bosworth", "I think trolls just want to piss people off", "The Earth is round, not flat"). At least say something outrageous, like "I think Elijah Wood would look hot with his pubic hair purple. I heard he likes to dye it green, though. :("
P.S.: There are always exceptions to the rules. :P
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[19 Jun 2004|02:00pm] |
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I had ranted here. After calming down, I've decided that person is not worth an entry in my JF. *smiles brightly and hands out candy*
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| Theory. |
[14 Jun 2004|02:23pm] |
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A wank is not a wank if you can't sum it up in a sentence written in 1337.
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[23 Apr 2004|02:45pm] |
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I try to remember how was life before The Wank, but I can't. *sobs*
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