"And what are you two doing here?"

For the worst Mary Sue offenses against HP Fandom
Here, friends, is your way to share all those hideous Mary Sues. Your way to expose the vileness for what it really is. Your way to wreak revenge upon the perpetrators of these abominable fics. I give you...

The Golden Bubotuber Awards, a Pottersues Production.

Categories include:
♥ WORST TITLE: a category to honour cheesy romance-novel titles, stories by Captian Obvious, and fics called "I Suck At Titles".
♥ MOST RIDICULOUS SPECIAL POWERS: a category for the white phoenix animagus who can turn invisible at will, perform wandless magic, and travel back in time to the era of the Hogwarts founders by snapping her fingers and whistling dixie. Silly original spells are also eligible for this category.
♥ WORST PROSE: a prize that honours netspeak, inability to spell, inability to mis-spell consistently, quoting song lyrics in full, and six paragraphs devoted to the character's clothing and one line to mention that Harry was there somewhere.
♥ MOST OOC CANON CHARACTER - MALE: the award for Dark-Prince-of-Love Draco, fawning father Lucius, rapist Colin Creevy, and Professor Snape sitting in his office daydreaming about Mary-Sue's sexy socks.

Go, and vote!