| 11:51p |
Reasons Why I Will Remember _Pirates_
I will remember the first viewing because of the radical switch in my character obsessions. I went in cheering for long-haired Orlando Bloom; I came out adoring Captain Jack Sparrow. Orlando? Orlando who?
I will remember the second viewing because I spent the entire movie terrified that my world as I knew it would end when I got home.
You see, I had forgotten to log off the computer-- and had also forgotten to hit "Send" on an email containing sexy slash writing, complete with channish undertones and teacher/student relations. If my mother had found it, my life would be over. I realized that I'd left it up about a block from the house, and we (father and I) couldn't go back or we'd be late. I couldn't, obviously, tell him what the problem was, so I had to act like it was no big deal that I'd forgotten to sign off, and go to the movie and smile and laugh and pretend everything was hunky-dory. I ALMOST had to go straight from the theatre to a doctor's appointment, but managed to convince him that we should go home first, even though it would make us late. I of course flew to the computer and hit "Send," then signed out. :) If I ever do something that stupid again, I will probably get my first grey hair. |