an unusual request: het recs
So, uh, I promised an RL friend I'd send her some of the "hot" fics I liked. She's a het reader, and I'm primarily a slash reader (she doesn't know this), but I figured I've read enough het that I could come up with some offerings even if they were from my "older" days in fandom. Then I went digging through my bookmarks, ... and I found one. ONE. Which was a broken link, but I emailed the author and got a copy.

Either I have read a lot less het than it feels like, or I have done something unfortunate to my bookmarks, but either way I am feeling a bit sheepish. Is all my porn gay now?

So I was hoping you lovely people on my flist could help a slasher out and point me at some good NC-17 het for the following fandoms:

Harry Potter
Pirates of the Caribbean
FF7: Advent Children
Lord of the Rings

Thanks SOOOO much, you guys!