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| User: | oulangi (1557)
Pornotherapy
The Real American Conversation
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| Name: | The pornotherapist is IN |
| Location: | LA until I get to London, baby, California, United States | | Birthdate: | 1973-09-16 |
| Bio: | Fandom wank used to own me. Now it rents me by the hour.
I also write occasionally.
Most of my fics are NC17 crack. I refuse to apologize for this.
I was raised in the Netherlands. This is a real country, unlike "belgium" which is entirely fictional.
I currently live in Los Angeles. The reality of this is debatable.
I volunteer with an animal rescue. If anyone would like to foster a dog, contact me. If you qualify we might even pay you. Not much, but still.
I love my dog more than most people and take him hiking almost daily.
I like Harry Potter.
I almost always friend when friended*
I am currently engaged to ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif) renjenri; we will live in London and stalk Dutch swim families, hooray!
But as always, open to other offers
Well a stalker bought me one Christmas year
And it was his idea of spreadin' cheer;
To a village in Africa's where he sent me.
Now I don't blame him 'cause he's not too bright
But he did this thing that just wasn't right:
He told those folks he'd named me Oulangi...
by mmmkay, here
Some weirdo online said this about me:
But, even more than taking umbrage over being called nuts (really it’s hard to argue with that), I was rendered incoherent with rage when the revolting chowder faced sow of a slop brained hag called me a “pudgy, middle aged would be writer who hangs out at twink bars!” Now THAT threw me into a high dudgeon. And when she said that you could tell I am a nutburger from “my pompous writing style” – well, that made me so angry I wanted to pull my hair. I flew into such a fury I literally could not speak for a minute. I wanted to go out and slap the first fat, ugly, spinster pig-girl I saw in the street, just in case it was her.
Jonny Darling. If your internet life drives you to have violent impulses about complete strangers a gazillion miles away? Maybe it's time to unplug. Just saying.
*unless you're obviously a sockpuppet**
**Actually, I'll probably still friend you since frankly I don't care if you're some crazy fandom stalker person who OMG H8S MOI. Dude waste your time anyway you want, just don't expect me to pay attention, mmmkay?
My friending policy is that if you friend me I will probably friend you back, unless you seem completely psychotic, in which case we'll probably end up dating. Just drop me a note to let me know you want me to friend you back, K? Cause I like never check this page.
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| Memories: | 24 entries |
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