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    Wednesday, September 5th, 2007
    7:28 pm
    Since this will no doubt be deleted on F_W
    So is Sep legal yet?

    Have a good time being hypocrites Cabal, I'm outta here.

    Current Mood: *sporfle!*
    Friday, December 22nd, 2006
    10:28 pm
    Ok, I just saw the Dr. Who season finale.

    If you'll be needing me I'll be in the corner crying like the closet shipper fangirl I am.

    Current Mood: *thud*
    4:53 pm
    I feel like telling a joke that I learned in junior high.

    Ok, so there's this guy who got his girlfriend's name, Wendy tattooed on his penis. When it was soft all you could see was the W and Y. One day he goes on vacation to Jamaica and while he's in the bathroom he peeks at the Jamaican guy next to him and sees a W and Y visible on his penis so he asks the guy, "Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy too?"

    The Jamaican replies, "No, mine says 'Welcome to Jamica, have a nice day'."

    *rimshot*

    Ah, the stupid and possibly racist things you learn in school...

    Current Mood: sleepy
    Tuesday, December 19th, 2006
    9:22 pm
    Since I realized that people actually read my journal, I thought I'd pass these two posts on from my LJ. The last couple days has been...interesting for my family.

    These are transcripts of the posts I made on my LJ:

    Yesterday:

    Tragedy )


    Bummer, I know. But this update I posted today makes it better.


    Amd comedy...sorta )


    Oh, Gramps.

    Current Mood: *thud*
    5:42 pm
    So...I'm banned from [info]otf_wank. Somewhat expected though i think a certain mod has a very thin skin to feel the need to ban me over thinking the comm deleting stunt was overdone and lame. But apparently I'm banned from [info]i_wank too?

    Petty, dude. Way petty. Anyone know if I'm banned anywhere else?
    Friday, January 23rd, 2004
    2:36 pm
    Another part of my childhood gone forever..
    Captain Kangaroo dies at age 76.
    Thursday, January 22nd, 2004
    2:57 pm
    ROTK musings...no spoilers, honest!
    So, i went to see Return of the King on monday, finally. Well..it was pretty good. Some parts were downright awesome.

    Ok...so, Oscar predictions...this is gonna piss some people off.

    I didn't see a whole lot that warranted Oscar noms for Viggo or Elijah. Sorry, just didn't see either of their performances as spectacular. Sean was excellent in my opinion and deserves a nod. Andy Serkis deserves a supporting nod but won't get it, cause he's just seen as a CG character (except at the very beginning of the movie).

    Two performances that really stood out for me in this movie: Billy and the actor who played Denethor (ack can't remember his name). Billy played Pippin's emotions so wonderfully, his performance was quite moving in places and i was very impressed. Denethor just blew me away. The actor got the madness down so perfectly...i couldn't take my eyes off him. Too bad what i thought were the two best performances won't even get nominated.
    Monday, July 21st, 2003
    2:53 pm
    All Hail Bad Potter Smut!
    I know, i don't write in this thing often..like, ever. But, i figured i should start writing on this thing, since a couple people DO have me friended...and i do actually have stuff to say now and then.

    Anyway, i was looking for smut on adultfanfiction.net...HP smut, actually...and came upon this nugget of joy. Plus, the fact that the A/N is one of those 'it's my first fic, don't flame me' things kind of prodded me along here. And she normally writes Newsies fics...i have a sinking feeling i've read some of this person's stuff on a MST site somewhere...

    Story Or Series Title: Lily's Sexual Adventures at Hogwarts
    Fandom: Harry Potter
    Culprit Author's Name: morgan

    Full Name (plus titles if any): Lily McKay
    Full Species(es): Human/Wizard
    Hair Color (include adjectives): brown chin length wave/curly hair
    Eye Color (include adjectives): blue-grey, wears horn-rimmed glasses.
    Unusual Markings/Colorations: Crescent scar on her wrist (guess how she got it!)
    Special Possessions (if any): Lots of smutty books and a libido that would make a porn star blush

    Annoying Origin: From the United States. Voldemort killed her parents and tried to kill her but she managed to absorb part of his power and survived, left only with a scar. Taken by Hagrid to live with her aunt (gee sound familiar?)
    Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Dumbledore's great granddaughter. Also has a speshul mystic connection to Harry due to their scars.
    Annoying Special Abilities: Can tell if someone is a virgin by touching or smelling them. Eyes change color.
    Other Annoying Traits: Is on a mission to deflower as many Hogwarts boys as possible.

    Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
    This is promising right from the start )

    They can't stand each other...guess what's gonna happen? )

    Hagrid explains her origins )

    Only 3 chapters so far, but she says she wants to write 'at least 30'. I'm shivering in revulsion anticipation.

    Current Mood: *thud*
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