All Hail Bad Potter Smut! I know, i don't write in this thing often..like, ever. But, i figured i should start writing on this thing, since a couple people DO have me friended...and i do actually have stuff to say now and then.
Anyway, i was looking for smut on adultfanfiction.net...HP smut, actually...and came upon this nugget of joy. Plus, the fact that the A/N is one of those 'it's my first fic, don't flame me' things kind of prodded me along here. And she normally writes Newsies fics...i have a sinking feeling i've read some of this person's stuff on a MST site somewhere...
Story Or Series Title: Lily's Sexual Adventures at HogwartsFandom: Harry Potter
Culprit Author's Name: morgan
Full Name (plus titles if any): Lily McKay
Full Species(es): Human/Wizard
Hair Color (include adjectives): brown chin length wave/curly hair
Eye Color (include adjectives): blue-grey, wears horn-rimmed glasses.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Crescent scar on her wrist (guess how she got it!)
Special Possessions (if any): Lots of smutty books and a libido that would make a porn star blush
Annoying Origin: From the United States. Voldemort killed her parents and tried to kill her but she managed to absorb part of his power and survived, left only with a scar. Taken by Hagrid to live with her aunt (gee sound familiar?)
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Dumbledore's great granddaughter. Also has a speshul mystic connection to Harry due to their scars.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can tell if someone is a virgin by touching or smelling them. Eyes change color.
Other Annoying Traits: Is on a mission to deflower as many Hogwarts boys as possible.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:( This is promising right from the start )( They can't stand each other...guess what's gonna happen? )( Hagrid explains her origins )Only 3 chapters so far, but she says she wants to write 'at least 30'. I'm shivering in
revulsion anticipation.
Current Mood: *thud*