Below are the 15 most recent journal entries recorded in Sirius Black's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2004
3:04 am	Fangirls. Bah. Current Mood: bored (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 1st, 2004
12:04 am	Friday evening was lovely. I like not needing to cook. I like it especially when other people cook for me. Especially when those other people are brilliant cooks. Cooks cooks cooks. Current Mood: Shiny (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, January 26th, 2004
7:50 pm	Had to send the creature back to his parents today, and oh we were sad to see it go. Oy, Lily, it stood up a bit on it's own like I said before, and I think it recognizes me. It cries when it sees me, I'd call that recognition! How was your shagging weekend, you two? Current Mood: Prettiful (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 25th, 2004
2:07 am	Took the carpet creature with us to London today and got funny looks from muggles for being two men with a baby. I promise it's not mine ladies, I'm only minding it for my mate. What? You think it's cute? It's never pissed all over you then, has it. Though I got more music. More nice muggle music with which to continue to spite Mum from afar. It's nearly as nice as the one about the bloke with the ballpinning or whatever it was. Pinball. That was it. Little beast has been making a nice effort to stand up all on its own. Likes to grab me by the leg and try. Usually fails, and then it slobbers a nice trail down my trouser leg.....I'll admit that it is a bit cute. I need to be off to bed now though because the Remus beast is snoring at me. (Comment on this)
Friday, January 23rd, 2004
1:41 pm	Also! PS Dear Prongsy, Right, we will watch your pet for you so you can have a nice shagging weekend alone with your own mistress. I think we've still got some kibble left to feed it and I promise to remember to let it outside when it needs to have a wee. As long as it promises not to have another wee on me because that's no way to greet your godfather for the first time is it now? Teach the thing manners, Sir Prongs. Better than the one's you've got because as I recall you also wee'd on me when we first met. I mean I'm sure it's understandable to be anxious when in the presence of greateness SUCH as myself but really, Prongs, not on, not on at all. People are always weeing on me anyway and I don't need it from my best mate as well. (I'm a liar you know.) Anyroad! Bring the beast by the flat or slip it through the letter slot or somesuch thing and we'll have a nice weekend together. I'll teach it how to hunt in the great wilderness like a real animal! -Love, Padfoot PPS: Lily, my flower, you know I am a liar, so please do not hit me when you come over, because then the Remus beast laughs at me and my unmentionables get a bit droopy when my ego deflats. And that's not on at all, either. Got to keep that ego big and strong! For crushing Slytherins! Yes! Love you too, goodbye! Current Mood: enraged Current Music: Someone is humming in the shower... (1 Comment |Comment on this)
1:05 pm	I look inside my self and see my heart is Black. Last night was nice. Made dinner. I never mentioned that I can cook, did I? Well I can. And I'm brilliant at it if I do say so myself. Anyroad I had the usual company and there was talk of lobbing fruits at people- that makes an interesting visual, that does- and then we got a bit distracted and the sauce almost burned but I saved it in the end. I can do whole paragraphs without commas when I get going. It's true though. I don't "roll over" for anybody. Except him. Woof woof, my fuzzy friend! Current Music: Dunno what it's called but I like it. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 21st, 2004
11:32 am	Is it possible to hate someone and love them at the same time? Just because I've been convinced to go along with what *she* wants me to do doesn't mean my feelings about him have changed in any way. Family is ruddy useless, you know? What's the point in keeping up with them if all they're going to do in the end is try to hurt you? "Mudblood lover, scum, FILTH OF THIS FAMILY!" Current Mood: confused (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 20th, 2004
2:01 am	Dear Prongs: It's very cute and all I'm sure, but I am not a babysitter. It drools on me when I hold it and it's pulled my tail more than once and I'm not sure I like it. It smells oddly and it wiggles a lot. I don't know why you've called it what you have, either, as it doesn't seem to have much hair at all. But I suppose that will change, give or take a few years. PS: I wear a leash for no man. Not even for his wife. Especially not for his wife. Current Mood: thoughtful Current Music: Odd. (Comment on this)
Monday, January 19th, 2004
7:04 pm	Orion. I like it. Very red. Current Mood: Interested (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 18th, 2004
6:04 pm	Right, as though I'm going to hop to and go along with something like that. If she thinks I'm going to cooperate that girl has another think coming. Current Mood: bored (Comment on this)
Friday, January 16th, 2004
8:39 pm	I promise I'm 18. moony can vouch for me. I am twenty two, dammit. Current Mood: *drool* (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 13th, 2004
6:42 pm	moony! Brilliant! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, January 12th, 2004
9:18 pm	Your innuendo for the day. *The earthworm is a hermaphrodite that comes equipped with both male and female organs. Now there's a creature who can really go fuck itself. Current Mood: enraged (Comment on this)
3:28 am	Who the hell are these people? Current Mood: exhausted (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 11th, 2004
3:57 pm	Not entirely sure yet what I'm doing over here, but I guess that's all right. Don't have to be sure of everything all the time. deaddogparty is collectively jealous of me, obviously. And who wouldn't be. Current Mood: thoughtful (Comment on this)