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| | Time: | 11:41 am | | Current Mood: | confused |
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| Dear Television Advertising,
Why was John Lydon trying to sell me butter last night? I mean, I'm not one to get all "OMG SELLOUT!", because whatever, but ... butter? What? My flabber is officially gasted, here, people. o_O
Also, what the shit is this? Are you serious?
Now I'm boggled and despairing for humanity. Thanks a lot, douchebags.
Going back to her NaNovel,
Melle | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| Vorpal Blade is keeping it real, yo:
women should lose their own identity when they marry and become a part of the man and his family
When I got married I became my husband's spleen. I wanted to be his appendix, but I was afraid I'd get inflamed and have to be removed. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| Just in time for Christmas, Blizzard has started selling World of Warcraft in-game items for real world money! That's right, you can get a Pandaren pet or mini version of the the terrible Kel'Thuzad. In addition to being adorable, they cost $10, and do absolutely nothing useful in game.
$5 from the sale of the Pandaren goes to charity, at least.
I know at least five people who have already bought them and I am ashamed for every one. | comments: 35 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Subject: | Rifftrax | | Time: | 10:32 am |
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| The next live Rifftrax show will be December 16, with an encore on the 17th. This time the theme is Christmas shorts! Tickets are already on sale at some theaters, but I guess the 13th is when they will be widely available.
...I love shorts! Also, this reminds me that I need to find my copy of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, which is required Christmas viewing at my house now.
More here | comments: 6 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Current Music: | i wanna be like you | | Time: | 10:31 pm |
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| Chocolate with nuts is the best chocolate.
Chocolate with fruit is an abomination.
Chocolate with peanut butter is good if it's Oreos concerned.
Chocolate, just chocolate, is boring and worse if it's Hersey.
Also, Baloo and Louie are clearly otp in Jungle Book. If only they were not a bear and an orangutan.
(chocolate/caramel is good too) | comments: 10 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Okay, I've seen a number of book rec posts here every now and again, so I was wondering - is there a community (either on LJ or JF - or both) that specializes in people asking for book recs (on fiction or non-fiction)? If there were something like that, it'd be great to see what people thought were good reads on any given topic.
Thanks! | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment  |
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Welcome to my Halloween. I was gonna be Sherlock (Well, She-rlock, long story), but my Watson, my beloved sister, got ill. Possibly the hamthrax. So like hell am I going within a mile of her. She can suffer in silence.
So instead me and my mom carved pumpkins no one but us would ever see (we live in the country) and watched The Colour Of Magic.
( Here are those pumpkins ) | comments: 8 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Subject: | When Zombies Attack: A Dark Comedy In Three Acts | | Time: | 10:53 am |
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| Title: When Zombies Attack: A Dark Comedy In Three Acts
Author: Sofie K Werkers
Fandom: ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com/cinemassacre.com
Pairings: Many, both explicit and implied.
Warnings et. al.: Some death. Also, zombies!
Summary: The Mad Scientist community cordially invites you to attend the Zombie Apocalypse.
Date: 1 August 2009, 2 September 2009 - 24 September 2009
Wordcount: 20,150
Archive: Please ask.
Email: femgeek@gmail.com
Feedback: If you like this story, please let me know. If you don't, please let me know why not.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the characters in this story; they belong to their creators/actors/whatever at thatguywiththeglasses.com and cinemassacre.com. Also, none of this actually happened (as should be obvious to you since I assume you’re not currently hiding from the slavering zombie hordes, and if you are, don’t you have better things to do than read fanfic?), and none of it is intended to be taken overly serious.
In other words, if you’re reading this and getting angry at the very concept of fanfic about internet personalities, just close the tab, move on, and repeat to yourself: "It’s just a story, I should really just relax."
Dedication: To Amy, for beta services and putting up with my flailing panic about this damn story.
Overture: Back To The Future
Act One: One Year Later
Intermission: Strange Things Afoot At The Circle K
Act Two: Welcome To The Special Hell
Intermission: Do Not Feed After Midnight
Act Three: Don't Look Back
Epilogue: Round Up The Usual Suspects | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Subject: | A Revolutionary Girl Utena themed wedding from down under | | Time: | 11:26 pm | | Current Mood: | Happy-Dance |
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| From Offbeat Bride via Kotaku and solarbird</lj>.
Anli & Laura's Lesbian Gamer Geek Wedding
The offbeat bride: Anli, data analyst
Her offbeat partner: Laura, public servant
Location & date of wedding: The Old Stone House, NSW Australia — 5 September 2009
What made our wedding offbeat: We wanted a ceremony that reflected our geeky, romantic, pink aesthetic, while at the same time being profound and meaningful. Our ceremony was themed around the video game Portal and the anime series Revolutionary Girl Utena.
We incorporated lots of geeky details, from the table names (Revolution, Sierra, Katara and GLaDOS) to the choice of music. We also kept several traditional elements such as bouquets, dresses and bridesmaids. However, we both walked down the aisle unaccompanied and skipped the garter/bouquet toss.
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And we walked down the aisle to an obscure piece of music from Utena. Here's the music the couple used for their processional: Hikaru sasa niwa.
Go click on through to the Offbeat Bride story. There are lots of lovely photos, including a slide show.
As for the Portal part, a commenter on Kotaku pointed out, "So the cake wasn’t a lie afterall…" | comments: 35 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Tags: | twilight lounge | | Subject: | Stay classy, Twilight merchandising. Stay classy. | | Time: | 07:21 pm | | Current Mood: | In Denial |
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| After some consideration, I've decided to x-post this from the sparklefield because it's a very special kind of transcendent, as in...how is Twilight the first fandom to actually Go There with this sort of merchandising? Srsly.
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I think I'll let the product speak for itself since I cannot -- well and truly cannot -- find the words:
You can now have RPattz's face buried in your crotch any time you wish. Think I'm kidding? Check out the completely classy detail painstakingly created for the panty lining.
*just looks at y'all* | comments: 59 comments or Leave a comment  |
| Just a quick note for y'all.
My computers are like little vaults of mystery and wonders, in that I rarely remember what I did on them from hour to hour, possibly due to the fact I don't often do this thing called 'sleeping' you humans are so fond of.
Once in a while, while delving for a particular file, i will come across astounding things!
This is a long way to say, 'wtf, why are there 76 babysitter's club .lit files on my computer?' | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Subject: | I haven't had the chance to respond to comments, but... | | Time: | 10:32 pm |
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| | OMG YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! Thank you for all the redheads! ♥ ♥ ♥ | comments: Leave a comment  |
| Just Valve being awesome some more. This weekend, Team Fortress 2 is having a Halloween themed special with free hats to take from dead players. There is an egg* on the page which leads to TF2's backstory. Yes, this game now has a plot deeper than just two sides trying kill each other. As a bonus, the new page has another egg** that gives a nod to a popular TF2 character fanart.
~Egg spoilers~
* Zepheniah Mann ** Barnabas Hale | comments: 9 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | Subject: | THIS CALLS FOR MY TOO-RARELY USED SQUEE ICON! | | Time: | 05:29 pm | | Current Mood: | ecstatic |
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| I HAS A FLAT!!!!1!one!!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE! \o/ regular access to a computer -- my computer! Quite possibly proper internet access again! Not to mention all my stuff! I could cry right now, honestly.
The one downside -- well, okay, there's a couple, like that everything including cooker and heating is electric, but whatever. The one thing that currently makes me flail is that I'd be moding in during the second half of November, so right during NaNo crunch time. Because I wasn't already flailing hard enough about NaNo, obviously.
But: FLAT! \o/
... Excuse me while I go and make lists of things I need to do and get and fill out before then, argh. | comments: 8 comments or Leave a comment  |
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