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| Monday, November 23rd, 2009 | |
| 4:27 pm | Your girlfriend is frightening the kittens P.J. in Huntington, New York says his girlfriend found this note on the stairs “the morning after she came over dressed like a school girl.” Meanwhile, P.J. leaves several questions unanswered in his explanation, among them…So, why did your your girlfriend come over to Mom’s house dressed like Britney circa 1998? How old is this girlfriend, relative to the age of a) an actual school girl and b) yourself? Is your mother, in fact, a cat?
Moral of the story: When dressing to impress, show your respect for Mom’s taste by dressing like something out a good porn movie. (I mean, Lauren, really, sexy school girl? So trite!) related: (you know the book)
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| Friday, November 20th, 2009 | |
| 5:03 am | Those that have the most to gain Shawna in Toronto spotted this note during a visit to her grandparents’ condo in Miami. The only remaining evidence of “despicable vandalism,” she says, was a bit of scratched paint. Making “those that have the most to gain”…the painting contractors?
related: be informed, homeland security will be
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| Thursday, November 19th, 2009 | |
| 4:16 am | pomp and circumvent Who needs a water cooler? Nothing fosters “community” like shared networked printers! Need proof? First up, an anonymous submission from a cubicle farm in Rochester Hills, Michigan. (Not pictured, our submitter says: two additional copies of the same “Pomptly” note to the left and right of the original.)
And from Illinois…
From Omaha, Nebraska…
(And from Brooklyn…and just about everywhere else, from Glastonbury, Connecticut to Geneva, Switzerland.) Meanwhile, Melissa from San Francisco was recently at the D.C. bureau of a news magazine for a press meeting, but being a devoted PAN-ista, she managed to sneak out of the conference room while the coast was clear to make sure she could capture this shot for us. (So please excuse the blurriness.)
related: this is not positive communication
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| Wednesday, November 18th, 2009 | |
| 3:25 am | Gee, that’ll show ’em Exhibit a) The “urban” example, from the Silver Lake neighborhood of L.A…
Exhibit b) The equally ineffectual suburban cousin of exhibit a, from “a quiet, small community in San Diego where the residents are basically all over 50.”
related: bleak house
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| Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 | |
| 3:29 am | Ever wonder why Facebook doesn’t come with a “dislike” button? Maybe ’cause it would only draw more attention to douche-canoes like these.
related: facebook: a place for navel-gazing narcissists extra credit: how to add a dislike button to facebook [lifehacker]
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| Monday, November 16th, 2009 | |
| 2:01 am | Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays… Perhaps Dirty Lady #2 got an office job?
related: the most disgusting thing is a nasty lady
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| Friday, November 13th, 2009 | |
| 5:06 am | Kiss your mother with that mouth? As Lachlan in Melbourne points out, for 4 and 6 years old these kids have pretty good writing skills (with the exception of that little “hyph:-colon”). But lawdy, kids today and their language!
Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh…
And in Philadelphia (as spotted by Tash, who is not a yuppie)…
related: the right to bear fruit
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| Thursday, November 12th, 2009 | |
| 3:13 am | Poseidon’s a pervert Francesca in Boston spotted this posted in a bathroom on Santorini in Greece. “Because of the island’s old-fashioned plumbing, many bathrooms had similar notes, but only this one had the implied threat of sexual harassment by a Sea God.”
Honestly, though, it’s the awesomely unnecessary 80s-power-suit clip art in this notice — spotted by Taryn in Irvine, California in the ladies’ room of the mortgage bank where she worked one summer — that really cracks me up.
related: courtesy (and clip art) 101
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| Wednesday, November 11th, 2009 | |
| 5:28 am | FUBAR booth Our submitter in Denver says his buddy snapped a photo of this notice while she was getting her new military ID. Adds our submitter: “I’ve had success getting a picture retaken at the DMV, but bad photos at the military ID office are usually considered a ‘personal problem.’”
Happy Veterans Day, folks! related: no washing your ass in the sink
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| Tuesday, November 10th, 2009 | |
| 2:46 am | loose lips shrink hips? Our anonymous submitter from Herndon, Virginia and two of his friends — “all three of us on the large size” — were having lunch at a restaurant when a lady sitting nearby passed them this dear little note of encouragement.
related: hey, fatty
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