On the 22nd of February 2005, Kannaophelia wrote:

We don't have pregnancy in Malory Towers, either, I suppose because all the girls wait for marriage, finding someone to ride horses with counting as marriage in Bill's case, because that's the way her priorities work.

And I replied, a couple of days later, Unless (Saint) Catherine's departure between book 5 and book 6 was not really to look after her ailing mother, but actually to hide the fact that...

Plot.

Bunny.

Alert.