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Fic: Semper Fidelis | popslash | justin/chris | adult [21 Jun 2008|12:30pm]
Semper Fidelis
(Always Faithful)


Fandom: popslash
Rating: Adult
Pairing: justin/chris
Comments: Written for [info]cavriet's June Bug Challenge! Many thanks to [info]kira_j and [info]vaudevilles for helping me with beta duties. I would happily let kira rewrite all my fic because her suggestions were amazing and some of the best lines are all her.

Notes: This is part of something larger that I'm working on. Y'all asked for timbertrick and this fic was already eating my brain, so this just... happened. Thankfully. I hope you guys like it. So I should say that it's an AU in which, um, Justin is a soldier in Iraq. I'm basing most of my knowledge of marines on having read Jarhead and one of my ex-boyfriends was an army translator in Afghanistan, and that's about the extent of my knowledge. Hopefully I didn't get anything TOO wrong.

( Justin remembers the sand most of all. )
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Fic: HATCH ME: A Love Story | popslash | lance/jc | adult [13 Jun 2008|10:52am]
HATCH ME: A Love Story


fandom: popslash
pairing: lance/jc
rating: adult (for sex! I wrote sex!!)

comments: Written for the lovely [info]pensnest's Dragons, Dwarves, and Dolphins challenge! Many thanks to [info]babyofthegroup who really pushed me to make it better, although I am not sure I succeeded, and to [info]morgana_st who also whipped my grammar into shape. And to [info]wendy for encouraging me to write this utter ridiculousness.

ALSO: I am considering workshopping this, because I really wanted it to do more with the Lance/JC storyline than it ended up accomplishing, but I'm just not sure what's missing. So any suggestions you guys have would be awesome!

( It's sort of a long drive out to Target, but when he gets home and gets the egg nestled happily in its sling against his chest, JC can already tell the whole thing was worth it. Delilah or Deantha or Destructobot looks so much happier, JC just knows she's going to hatch really soon. )
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Ficlet: Popsluts on the Bus | cw rps | j2 | project mayhem [30 May 2008|04:53pm]
Jared/Jensen: Popsluts on the Bus.


( Dude, this isn't funny, Jen. You gotta. Seriously, you gotta stop now. I'm like, so straight, okay? Or I would be if you'd let me just, you know, if you'd stop trying to suck my dick. )
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Fic: Blood and Thunder, A Cha-Cha Challenge | bring it on [30 May 2008|04:50pm]
Blood and Thunder, A Cha-Cha Challenge


Fandom: Bring It On
Pairing: Missy/Torrance
Rating: R
Comments: So, I've never tried to write Bring It On fic before. It was an interesting experience. Also, I cheated. This is a Rollergirls AU. And now I know a lot about the roller derby. Wooo.

( But Missy is pretty much a total freak. She has a bumper sticker on her car that says,  )
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Fic: JC Chasez and the Magical Amulet of Doom | popslash | JuC [21 May 2008|11:05am]
JC and the Magical Amulet of Doom


Fandom: Popslash
Pairing: JC/Justin
Rating: Adult
Comments: Written for [info]juc_day! Many thanks to [info]withdiamonds and [info]raynedanser for their help. Also to Joss Whedon for providing me with so many convenient plot ideas. And for just being awesome in general.
Summary: JC finds a magical amulet and loses his memory. Chaos ensues.

( Something is terribly, terribly wrong. It's not just a body snatching issue anymore. It's like. Like an alternate reality. Like on Buffy—a world without shrimp. And JC kind of likes shrimp so that would be bad, plus the fact that in this world, his hair sucks and his nose is huge and Justin went solo and Chris has a show? JC hates this world. )
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Fic: Zoology 101 | popslash, cwrps, rpf | multiple pairings, bassez [21 May 2008|11:02am]
Zoology 101


Fandoms: popslash, cw rps, bandslash
Pairings: Jensen/Jared, Mike/Tom, Pete Wentz/Ryan Ross, Justin/His own beauty, JC/Lance
Rating: Adult
Warnings: This is crack fic. Remember before when I talked about crack fic? This is really REALLY crack fic.
Comments: So obviously, this is [info]wendy's fault. Thanks to everyone who gave me ideas on which animals everyone would be. Uh, to explain a little. They're not really animals. Like how in Mean Boys, they weren't really girls? Only, you know, it's a zoo. Yeah, I know, I'm insane. I can't help it!

( Normally JC loves his job, but there are days, long days when the animals give him a hard time and he can't get Jared to stop molesting Jensen in front of school groups and Paris is on a hunger strike because she overheard someone say they saw her thigh jiggling—there are days when being a zoo keeper just plain sucks, and today is definitely shaping up to be one of those days. )
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Fic: Dating on the Regular | Jensen/Jared | Adult [21 May 2008|11:00am]
Dating on the Regular


Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Adult
Comments: Stealth pre-big bang fic. But it'll definitely make sense without knowing anything about my big bang.

( Jared's not gay, but he's maybe a little gay for Jensen. )
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Fic: By Appointment Only | cw rps/popslash | jensen/jc, jensen/jared [21 May 2008|10:58am]
By Appointment Only
(aka the Jensen the Happy Hooker Crossover AU of DOOM)


Fandoms: cw rps/popslash
Pairings: Jensen/JC, Jensen/Lance, Jensen/Jared, JC/Lance... they're HOOKERS, okay? They fuck a lot.
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: We wish this were true.
Comments: So, [info]la_folle_allure asked me to write some J2 in which listening to JC's music makes Jensen instantly hard. And instead I wrote a Jensen-is-a-hooker AU. It made sense at the time. Many thanks to [info]balefully and [info]babyofthegroup for tromping through my run-on sentences and my new-found penchant for using commas in place of all other appropriate punctuation. All remain grammar retardedness is totally mine. They tried to fix me. To make me better, stronger, like a spaceship with an engine the size of a walnut! Yeah, look, I'm tired, I'm amusing myself, I'm using run-on sentences. Just read the fic.

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( Jensen and Jared are hookers. JC is JC and Lance is Lance, except that everyone's having sex with Jensen. Well, not Chad. He's still too busy giving VDs to high school girls. )
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Fic: Easy As Pie | cwrps | j2 [21 May 2008|10:56am]
Easy As Pie


Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: pumpkin
Comments: This is for [info]wendy, who asked for more Big Bang schmoop. And I think I'm allowed to say now that the artists have chosen--my BB is called Last Stop: Chicagoland, so we can consider this part of Chicagoland. But it takes place long before that story, and you don't need to know anything about it for the purposes of this.

( Jared officially and completely hates Thanksgiving. First off, because he's pretty sure it's a holiday based on the oppression and genocide of an indigenous people which is, you know, a seriously bad thing, but secondly, because he totally sucks at baking. )
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Ficlet: The Great Experiment | popslash | JuC [21 May 2008|10:54am]
The Great Experiment


Fandom: popslash
Pairing: Justin/JC
Rating: porn

( 'I'm doing, like. Research,' JC explains. 'I'm trying to figure out scientifically what makes porn hot. Because you know how some porn is just gross and some is boring and some is like, Jesus Christ, how long do we have to watch this blowjob scene before we get to the fucking! and then, like, a really small percentage is actually hot?' )
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Fic: Faggots Are Funny (the Adventures of A Reluctant Freestyle Poptart... Remix) | JC/Eminem | R [21 May 2008|10:37am]
Faggots Are Funny (the Adventures of A Reluctant Freestyle Poptart, Saving the World from Cylons and Single-Handedly Stopping Genocide)


Fandom: Popslash
Pairing: JC/Eminem. Sort of.
Original fic: Faggots Are Funny by [info]runzu
Notes: Many thanks to [info]withdiamonds for helping me through this, and to [info]glendaglamazon for the beta. Also to [info]wendy, [info]madame_d, and [info]la_folle_allure for allowing me to spam them and for listening to my freak outs. The hand-holding was much needed and appreciated.

( Chris never believes any of JC's amazing adventures, like the time he turned into a half-cat for a month. He had to wear a hat to cover his ears (even though they were totally cute and that hat felt restrictive and itchy, but Tyler convinced him that it didn't matter how adorable he looked with ears, normal people didn't have them and JC couldn't just walk around in public like that) and baggy jeans to hide the tail. JC really misses the tail. It was useful in so many ways. )
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Fic: Chronologistics (the Be-Excellent-to-Each-Other...FutureSex/LoveMix) | Popslash | JC/Lance [21 May 2008|10:34am]
Chronologistics (the Be-Excellent-to-Each-Other-or-the-Army-of-the-Twelve-Monkeys-Will-Send-Bruce-Willis-to-Kick-Your-Ass Extended FutureSex/LoveMix)


In which: Lance travels five years into the future. He likes: Oprah, building sand castles, and JC. He dislikes: bleaching his hair, Brussels sprouts, himself.
Pairing: Lance/JC
Fandom: popslash
Spoilers: Uh, Lance is gay. In case you hadn't heard.
Originally: Chronologistics by [info]babyofthegroup
Comments: Thanks to [info]madame_d for the beta. Otherwise Lance would be laying all over the place, and no one wants that.

( The trick, you decide, is to wage all-out war on Lance's retardedness. )
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Fic: Last Stop: Chicagoland | 1/3 | cwrps | J2 | Adult [21 May 2008|10:28am]
Last Stop: Chicagoland, Part 1
by [info]phaballa


(  Jared has only cheated twice in the entire time they've been together and never since they had the girls. )

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Links: Part 2 | Part 3 | Table of Contents
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Fic: Last Stop: Chicagoland | 2/3 | cwrps | J2 | Adult [21 May 2008|10:26am]
Last Stop: Chicagoland, Part 2


( He knows it's totally girly and cliché and, well, gay, but Jensen really, really loves yoga. )

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Links: Part 1 | Part 3 | Table of Contents
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Fic: Last Stop: Chicagoland | 3/3 | cwrps | J2 | Adult [21 May 2008|10:23am]
Last Stop: Chicagoland, Part 3


(  They don't get to talk that night because Charlie is up with a stomach ache like Jensen knew she would be, and Jensen almost feels relieved about it. )

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Links: Part 1 | Part 2 | Chicagoland Music | Table of Contents

Originally posted on 6/8/07.
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Fic: The One Where Justin Gets Kidnapped by Marilyn Manson and Then They Go to the Spa | popslash [21 May 2008|10:21am]
The One Where Justin Gets Kidnapped by Marilyn Manson and Then They Go to the Spa


Fandom: Popslash
Disclaimer: Probably, this did not happen.
Warning: This is probably crackfic.
Summary: See title. If you're still confused, I don't know what to tell you.

Comments: So, a few weeks ago [info]txtequilanights emailed me and [info]wendy about an interview she'd read with Marilyn Manson, in which he described his deeply disturbing fascination with Justin Timberlake, and how he carries a picture of Justin around in his wallet, and how he told all this to Justin's mom. I'm frankly shocked that Lynn didn't put a hit out on Manson, because that guy is seriously creepy. Anyway, then Rachel said: Dude, I want someone to write me fic where Manson kidnaps Justin and ties him up in his dungeon basement and makes him sing so they can sing TOGETHER and then the rest of Nsync has to reunite on a rescue mission! *beams*. So that's what this is. All the good lines and ideas pretty much came from Rachel and Wendy, because they are awesome and clever. I don't think I did the idea justice, but I tried, so you'll just have to deal.

( That would be FABULOUS!! Chris would be all, 'Hell no, I'm too old to go a-rescuing!' and Joey would be all, 'But it's JUSTIN! Imagine what Manson is doing to him right now.' And then JC, looking dazed, would say, 'Um. Yeah, just. Imagine that. Hmmm.' And Lance would be all, 'Whatever, I'm LANCE, I'm from Mississippi.' )
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Fic: Fake It Till You Make It | popslash | JC/Lance [21 May 2008|10:15am]
Title: Fake It Till You Make It
Pairing: JC/Lance
Rating: Adultish
Prompt: Jive makes a straight JC come out in order garner press for his album. Lance pretends to be his boyfriend. What's to squee about?: Jive doing something about JC's album!
Comments: I want to thank [info]wendy and [info]madame_d for being awesome and helping me through this, as well as [info]turps33 and [info]vaudevilles for running the challenge. And JC and Lance, for making this one of the easiest fics to write in the history of writing fics, because they are just so adorably gay.

( JC isn't gay. He loves women. He loves fucking them. He maybe understands the awesomeness that is the prostate, but that doesn't mean he's gay, it just means he has fingers and he knows how to use them. )
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Fic: I'm Invincible, So Are You | popslash | JuC | Adult [21 May 2008|10:11am]
I'm Invincible, So Are You


Fandom: popslash
Pairing: Justin/JC
Rating: Adult
Comments: Written for Juli for the JuC Author Swap, with a request for happy endings, sex in a car, and group interaction. I hope this qualifies. A special thanks to [info]vaudevilles, [info]wendy, and [info]madame_d for being fabulous betas. And to [info]topaz119 and [info]glendaglamazon for the encouragement and advice during Jensen weekend. I still think [info]topaz119 should've written the sex scenes for me, but I did the best I could under the circumstances! Anyway, I really love this story. And I hope you guys do, too.
Notes: The soundtrack will be forthcoming (when I get back from Vegas), but this is mostly based on the Ani Difranco song 'If He Tries Anything,' and there are many Josie and the Pussycats references, because I am slightly obsessed.

it's a long long road
it's a big big world
we are wise wise women
we are giggling girls
we both carry a smile
to show when we're pleased
we both carry a switchblade
in our sleeves


( Nsync means seatbelts. Nsync means crash positions. Nsync means never having to say you're sorry. )
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Ficlet: SoLa Land | cw rps | jensen/jared | chicagoland [21 May 2008|10:09am]
SoLa Land


Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Comments: A ficlet that takes place 6 months after Chicagoland. The boys move to LA.

( It's not quite white picket fences, but it's pretty damn close. )
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Fic: The Worst De-Virginizing Ever | cw rps | jensen/jared | adult [21 May 2008|10:04am]
The Worst De-Virginizing Ever


Fandom: CW RPS
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Adult
Comments: Written for [info]madame_d, who requested a Chicagoland timestamp: Jared's first time on the bottom. I think this mostly stands alone, so you don't have to go back and read Chicagoland itself. Almost a year after Easy As Pie.

( Jensen had it all planned out, how things would be for Jared's first time. )
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