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| User: | phaballa (11318) Cowboys in Space
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| Name: | phaballa | |||||||||
| Location: | Austin, TX | |||||||||
| Birthdate: | 05-05 | |||||||||
| Bio: | Our young heroine began life as a troublesome fetus, staunchly refusing to exit the womb, most likely due to premature exposure to marijuana and who knows what other illegal substances her hippy parents exposed her to. Aside from opium, I mean, because we've all known about that for years. Her parents being the Regan-hating flower children they were, she grew up believing that the 1980s were a sad time to be alive, with that "senile b-movie actor republican jackass" in the White House. To avoid her parents' rants about the arms race, as well as out of fear of being labeled "commie" by the other kids, she spent most of her formative years cutting worms into as many pieces as possible without them dying (a worm can be cut into 8 pieces and still live, if done correctly, she discovered after years of experimentation). She also told kids at school the story her sister had once told her to scare her: that she'd been abandoned by gypsies, and her parents were really murderous, fiddle playing thieves. (Disclaimer: the author does not really believe all gypsies are musically inclined.) She could not fully escape her parents' hippy ways, however, and eventually grew up to be a red commie bastard just like them. Eventually, she even read Marx, and learned about why sometimes, Adam Smith is better, while at others, you might want to think about trying on a little Weber. | |||||||||
| Interests: | 5: al gore, anderson cooper, bad pop music, saving the world, zebras | |||||||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||||||
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| Friend of: | 35: belleimani, benitle, brighton_girl, brynwulf, buffyspazz, cormallen, emmagrant01, glendaglamazon, hd_obsession, hegemony, kashmir1, lazy_daze, lemmealone, lily_liedtome, loose_pages, midorisour, miracle, mizbean, mona1347, mousy_345e4, myriad, nimroddess, notthequiettype, pacific_gravity, poisontaster, raynedanser, show_by_letters, silentauror, snowdrop, star_dancer54, torturemysoul, txtequilanights, wendy, without_me, xkatjafx | |||||||||
| Account Type: | Free Account | |||||||||
