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august 10th, 2012
4:03pm: fic post: REPLY ALL Y/N? (hot fuzz)
TITLE: REPLY ALL Y/N?
AUTHORS: ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
annlarimer and rosencrantz (sepiamagpie to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 770 it says here
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: American spelling
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends.
REPLY ALL Y/N?
By Phosfate and Rosencrantz
1.33 p.m. GMT
DButterman: sent u a pic nick. picnic!
ACartwright: Learn to use your fucking phone.
1.34 p.m. GMT
Angel777: I enjoyed our evening last night, Danny, and am examining your photograph with great interest
( Read more )
july 11th, 2012
12:46pm:
OMG BABY YOU'RE BACK!
current mood: Amped
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
january 3rd, 2012
9:02am: NEVER FORGET
Click to embiggen.
Topsy, murdered by serial killer of animals Thomas Edison as a byproduct of his war with Nicola Tesla. WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID, EDISON.
http://www.wired.com/science/discoverie
speaky mcspeakerton / 7 speakses
november 14th, 2011
1:16pm:
Click for more biggerer. Not in any way based on my parents.
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
november 10th, 2011
4:23pm:
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
november 2nd, 2011
11:08am:
Ink, office supplies. Click to embiggen even the smallest drawing.
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
october 17th, 2011
9:45am: diary post: how i spent my september vacation
click for more biggeriness
september 14th, 2011
10:39am: comics post: Ronni
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speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
september 9th, 2011
8:50pm:
Click to embiggen.
By me and sepiamagpie. I know all my comics feature people falling into things, but I swear this time John wrote those panels.
current mood: Musing
speaky mcspeakerton / 3 speakses
august 1st, 2011
8:55am:
I wonder how many people who quite rightly express outrage over this think Michael Fassbender is just dreamy.
speaky mcspeakerton / 34 speakses
june 6th, 2011
10:31pm:
Click to embiggen. Sorry it's in two halves, but they took away the software that attaches 2 pics together. :/
current mood: Candy-Coated
current music: there will never be music again
december 8th, 2010
4:56pm: drabble post: Have You Considered *Not* Having Creative Pursuits? (hot fuzz/star trek)
TITLE: Drabble: Have You Considered Not Having Creative Pursuits? The long-anticipated sequel to "The OC." In color.
AUTHORS: annlarimer and rosencrantz (sepiamagpie to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz/NuTrek
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble. DRABBLE NERD SAYS WHAT?
RATING: PG.
WARNINGS: Stupidity
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends. Star Trek belongs to...Paramount, right?
"I canna change the laws of -- wait, apparently I can."
"This is biology, not physics,” McCoy replied.
"What do I tell Ensign Dairyman? SERIOUSLY HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? THIS SHITE IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE HOW'S IT GOING TO GET OUT WHAT IF IT'S AN ALIEN I CAN'T STOP TALKING--“
McCoy pressed a hyposedative against Scotty’s neck.
“Thank...you...”
***
"Danny, what are you writing?"
"Nuffink!"
"Danny, delete this entire story!"
"You ain’t the boss of me!"
"I am, actually."
"Not at home! Now bugger off, I got to write the labour scene"
Nicholas paused. "Have you considered not having creative pursuits?"
4:14pm: artspam: Nebulous
My iPhone has been serving up some excellent audio lately, including the excellent Radio 4 series Nebulous. Here's an overview with links: http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/radio/neb
Here are captastic diary pics -- as always, click to embiggen:
Professor Nebulous (Mark Gatiss). Raised by clowns.
Paula Breeze (Rosie Cavaliero), his PA.
Harry Hayes (Paul Putner), severely injured when Nebulous attempted to move the Isle of Wight a bit to the left.
Rory Lawson, fancies himself a ladies man and secret agent. Really, really isn't.
Gemini (Julia Dalkin), the KENT AI, with guest creatures Bawsp and Sentient Candle (Prime Minister of Spain).
First season here: http://www.audible.com/search/ref=sr_lf
november 22nd, 2010
1:17pm: NEVER FORGET.
Office whiteboard hand turkey. Click to embiggen.
“It’s not about you actually being in any way an important or interesting person. You know Thanksgiving? Where all you American-types gather around a large roast bird every year? Not actually in honour of the turkey. It’s just the stupid fucker that gets torn to pieces and eaten. And bitch, there’s a new turkey every year.” — diamonde
http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Cr
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november 1st, 2010
10:40am:
Click to cumbiggen.
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10:10am: fic rec: 'dead hot' by dr. tectonic (hot fuzz - r)
http://community.livejournal.com/sandfo
current mood: Fantastico
september 16th, 2010
7:04am: fic post: John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff they Find Around the Flat) (Sherlock)
Title: John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff they Find Around the Flat)
Authors: AnnLarimer and Rosencrantz
Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to the BBC and ACD and not we, see?
Fandom: Sherlock
Spoilers: "The Great Game" (technically) and (inexplicably) Torchwood: Children of Earth
Summary and/or Warnings: Jesus Christ, it's a babyfic - GET IN THE CAR. Also wrong-headedness, slurs against the Irish, general creepiness, and a roofie joke.
Rating: PG-13 for the odd swear
John and Sherlock Make a Baby (From Stuff they Find Around the Flat)
London has days like this: blue-lit, chilly, leafy, and lonesome. On days like this, a young consulting detective's fancy turns to -- please pardon my French -- reproduction. Usually, on days like this, he is content to disassemble a library photocopier and look at the bits, or feed interesting things into a shop's self-service photo printer to see what (if anything) comes out, or attempt to catch and clone a pigeon. Then he forgets the whole business the next morning. Because, bored.
Consulting detectives are like that. ( click for more )
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
august 19th, 2010
10:08am:
Click for more biggery. Made with the Keep Calm Generator.
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
august 17th, 2010
4:11pm:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE PHRASE "ALL RIGHT" IS MADE UP OF TWO WORDS! TWO! WORDS!
speaky mcspeakerton / 6 speakses
august 9th, 2010
3:46pm: fic post: One More Way 'The Great Game' Didn't End (Sherlock) (spoilers!)
Title: One More Way "The Great Game" Didn't End
Author: annlarimer
Spoilers/Warnings: Unlike the first installment, contains MASSIVE spoilers for "The Great Game."
Rating: PG
Summary: What it says on the tin.
Wordcount: 290ish.
Thanks: viedma 'cause I stole a line from her.
( seriously, there are spoilers )
current mood: Forlorn
august 5th, 2010
10:24am: fic post: Six Ways "The Great Game" Won't End (Sherlock)
Title: Six Ways "The Great Game" Won't End
Author: annlarimer
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for two of the photos released so far from "The Great Game." Death. Quite a lot, considering. Europe!fail.
Rating: S for Stoopid and Swearin'.
Summary: What it says on the tin.
Wordcount: 350ish
( Click and all shall be revealed )
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
august 3rd, 2010
4:43pm: diary spam: tintin in the haight-ashbury
I don't even know, you guys. I started a new diary, and it's red, and I don't know that it's good for me. Anyway, here's a Watson. He's had a hard time. Click for largination.
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
august 2nd, 2010
11:46am: diary spam: grey alien hybrid or ickean man-lizard?
Click for more biggering.
I did this first with a transparent fluorescent tape background. Unfortunately, it turned out the tape was very lo-tack (it's meant for quilters to...do something I dunno), and it fell off. So a two-minute drawing now has a background that took two hours.
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
july 30th, 2010
4:49pm: diary spam: the other is 'never get involved in a land war in devon'
So Sherlock started in the UK last Sunday night. And I'm reading Twitter while this is going on, and suddenly everybody is quoting The Princess Bride.
Anyway, if you don't have a source, Region 2 DVD is out on 30 August, and it's gonna run on PBS in, like, November or something.
Click to embiggen. Text contains spoilers for Sherlock Episode 1. Dialogue not verbatim. >.>
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
july 19th, 2010
10:18pm: diary spam: 'human centipede' cosplay for small children
In celebration of SDCC. And because if adults did it, it would really fuck up their backs.
Click to embiggen. You're welcome.
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
july 12th, 2010
11:34am:
Actual photo of exploding methane bubble, which destroyed the gulf coast on Saturday night.
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
july 8th, 2010
9:54am: diary post: 'the region of the brain known as shatner's bassoon'
Sent for a set of Korean "Funfun Brain Stickers." Filled one out last night with the help of sepiamagpie. Sometimes I think he just makes shit up for laughs.
Click for more biggering.
june 16th, 2010
2:09pm:
Make a phone pouch from a can cosy and duct tape: http://annlarimer.livejournal.com/94703
april 26th, 2010
9:22am: "Massive online collection of vintage ephemera," you say?
http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
march 18th, 2010
1:19pm:
Came out of the house this morning to find this... ( WARNING: fresh, real gore )
current mood: Flattened
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
march 10th, 2010
2:12pm:
Holy crap. Tremors the Series is out on DVD.
http://www.amazon.com/Tremors-Compl
current mood: Fan-Tabulous
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
february 19th, 2010
7:02pm: drabble post: The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester (hot fuzz)
TITLE: The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester to Attend a Regional Train the Trainers Demo with PowerPoint, a Telepresentation from the Chief Superintendent, Role Playing Exercises, and Also There Were Tote Bags
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 100
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
WARNINGS: Spelling does not apply.
NOTES: Crit is love.
THANKS: viedma says this happens every time she has to go out of town.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to Rogue and Big Talk and many other entities, none of which are me. This is just as well.
The Day Nicholas Angel Had to Drive to Gloucester to Attend a Regional Train the Trainers Demo with PowerPoint, a Telepresentation from the Chief Superintendent, Role Playing Exercises, and Also There Were Tote Bags
7:45a.m Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I get the place 2 myself. Rockatron!
9:07a.m Tea in bed w bad boyz 2. U wish u were me!
11:11a.m Watchin inside job. good shit man!
11:40a.m. When u comin home?
12:47p.m. Pork pie. Do u have pork pie? I think not!
1:31p.m. R U done yet?
2:18p.m. Bored. When u done?
2:40p.m. Bored bored bored. Oh well nap I spose.
3:29p.m. U comin back soon?
3:48p.m. I have beer yay.
4:16p.m. We got a fire estingushire? Where is it?
4:20p.m. Thankew. No rush comin home. :)
4:23p.m. Nuthin no problem.
4: 25p.m. Wut no i'm fine!
current mood: Fantastico
current music: philip glass - 'help me'
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
january 22nd, 2010
2:09pm: picspam: back of the neon
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
january 20th, 2010
4:05pm: picspam: the pop-bottle city of kandor
"Do you think Superman ever shakes it?" says sepiamagpie.
current mood: Focused
december 28th, 2009
1:50pm: fuzzfic rec: A Christmas Vampire
"It was almost like a Dickens Christmas, except for the naked vampires."anam71 wrote a really, really, really, really funny Hot Fuzz Christmas story over this-a-ways: http://community.livejournal.com/sandfo
current mood: Fan-Tabulous
december 14th, 2009
10:07am:
current mood: Forlorn
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
november 13th, 2009
3:14pm: fic post: hard cheese (hot fuzz)
TITLE: Hard Cheese
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: Eleventy-something thousand.
RATING: PG fer the cussin', bloodshed, and shit that blows up
WARNINGS: American spelling; don't try this at home even though I totally want to; slurs against the French.
SUMMARY: "Saxon was all enraged and savaged the ever-lovin' fuck out of the poor cheese."
NOTES: Crit is love.
CREDITS: at the end
DISCLAIMER: I no has Fuzzburger. Is Rogue's Fuzzburger!
Nicholas Angel was vaguely surprised to find that the Swan was not only still standing, but open for business. During his time in hospital, as both patient and spectator, his mental picture of Sandford had somehow developed into one of a large, smoking crater, with decorative ironwork and flowerpots. But the door of the hotel was open, the lights were on, and pop music leaked quietly from somewhere.
He was dressed in a St John Ambulance sweatshirt and a borrowed pair of Cartwright's jeans, cuffed at the bottom. He smelled of hospital. He needed a shower to rid himself of his last shower.
continued at: http://annlarimer.livejournal.com/93438
current mood: Dramatic
october 20th, 2009
10:35am: picspam: unexpected pegg is unexpected
I won some badges on eBay. The packet arrived yesterday. When I opened the envelope...
...THIS was inside, for support.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL ABOUT IT!
Now it is lurking in the flowers.
Seriously, WTF?
speaky mcspeakerton / 7 speakses
october 19th, 2009
12:35pm: picspam: they crave human flesh
(Awesome Nicholas and Danny keychains made by mechturtle, who is awesome.)
current mood: Focused
speaky mcspeakerton / 7 speakses
october 16th, 2009
12:48pm:
Written for violetisblue, I give you an excerpt from David Mamet's Where the Wild Things Are:
"So, yeah, one night this kid Max puts on this goddamn wolf suit. Swear to God, this kid has a goddamn fucking wolf suit. And he's all sugared up or some goddamn thing and raising all kinds of hell, you know, fuckin' kids, man. And his mom, she's about to totally lose her shit. And she's all, GODDAMMIT, MAX, WILL YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN? I AM TRYING TO WATCH DANCING WITH THE GODDAMN FUCKING STARS HERE! And Max is still wound up like a motherfucker, and he pulls a fucking kitchen knife on her, and stars screaming BITCH I WILL CUT YOU AND I WILL EAT YOU! And the mom goes berserk, because nobody wants to hear that shit, especially not from a fucking kid when you've just spent two hours making his goddamn fucking dinner. And she says, MAX, YOU LITTLE FUCKER, YOU GET YOUR ASS UP TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM RIGHT NOW AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE GETTING ANY GODDAMN DINNER, YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG. And that shuts the little fucker up."
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