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july 1st, 2009
2:08pm: picspam: Ms Marvel dance party!
Click for more bigging.
DJ Domo-kun is kicking out some bangin' tunes. Or something.
june 17th, 2009
4:58pm: drabble post: straight to voicemail (hot fuzz)
TITLE: Drabble: Straight to voicemail
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble.
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue.
You have six new messages.
“OH MY GOD NICHOLAS ADVANCED DRIVING IS THE BEST THING EV — oh fuck that’s not—”
You have five new messages.
“Mornspare. Nferggit wermin Saxadday.”
You have four new messages.
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I JUST LEARNED — ‘course I’m not using the phone while—"
You have three new messages.
“Have you got Prince Albert in — fuck, Andy! Now you’ve fucked it up!”
You have two new messages.
“I got to stay another day an’ review basic safety. Sorry. Want anything from HMV?”
You have one new message.
“THIS IS BRILLIANT! CAN I TAKE THE CYCLING COURSE?”
speaky mcspeakerton / 3 speakses
june 2nd, 2009
9:29am: MediaWest picspam: Feltbot
Apologies for the heinous picture. The camera insisted that the focus be the bag of Reese's Pieces behind him. As always, click for more biggery.
He's approximately 1" x 1" x 2", made of wool felt and buttons, and pellet stuffed to keep him from flying across the room.
current mood: Forlorn
june 1st, 2009
9:30pm: picspam: Mediawest ought-nine
(cliquez-vous pour more biggerness)
Red Heel socks (they come in blue as well as brown), microfleece dishtowel uniform, wool felt details. Rag and poly stuffed for weight. The background is the perfectly revolting Lansing Days Inn, which, I am happy to say, we were able to vacate after the first night. I tried to straddle the Nimoy-Quinto line with the face.
current mood: Forlorn
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
may 6th, 2009
6:50pm:
Save Tesla!
More here: http://zia-narratora.livejournal.com/51
april 15th, 2009
8:28am: 'how godzilla affects my daily commute'
http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/bfeb
speaky mcspeakerton / 5 speakses
april 13th, 2009
9:30am: bad press, you say?
"Lost in a lot of the hullabaloo is the disability angle and the fact that feminist and female sexuality books were also deranked. This was intentional. I would go so far as to say it was mistaken and probably a committee decision of surpassing corporate blindness, but do not insult my intelligence and tell me it was a “glitch”. I wouldn’t be surprised if it ended up being a hit job by a hate group, as tehdely theorizes–but still, Amazon has not become a huge company by taking weirdo fundies seriously, even weirdo fundies with agendas."
--http://www.lilithsaintcrow.com/journa
Salon sends hugs:
http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/?la
Dear Author has a letter template if you're stuck for words
http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/200
current mood: Fan-Fucking-tastic
april 10th, 2009
8:49pm: and now a brief macro
(Click for more biggery.)
current mood: Flippant
speaky mcspeakerton / 3 speakses
april 2nd, 2009
3:37pm: picspam: bot in progress
Face for a plushie robot. Yes, those are appliqued office supplies.
current mood: Forlorn
speaky mcspeakerton / 5 speakses
march 23rd, 2009
8:23am: VICTORY IS MINE!
http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/photos/capt
current mood: Happy-Dance
speaky mcspeakerton / 5 speakses
january 14th, 2009
10:34am: trope.
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teenygozer told the world about: http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/
current mood: Bitch Slapped
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
december 11th, 2008
12:47pm: the microfic meme! HF edition
Stolen from goddesdster, who got it from Agnes lynnez59. Spot the joke stolen from Q.E.D.
Try to write all the different categories of fanfic (angst, fluff, UST, bromance...can you think of others?) in 10 words or less.
Angst
What am I going to tell my son? Tony thought.
Fluff [ I...I still don't understand what the hell fluff is. Help?]
"Have you never hoovered under this bed?"
"Don't know."
UST
"Get a look at his arse!"
Heeyeahhhhhhhh, Danny thought.
Bromance
"Guhboysax!"
Wag.
Hurt/Comfort
"S'all right, Andy, it's just--oh fuck..."
"I got you."
Adventure
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Where'd you learn to drive bulldozers?"
"Bloke in a pub."
Smut
Nicholas' eyes were HUGE. Danny grinned wickedly and carried on.
Humor
"Get him drunk enough, he'll imitate Kermit the Frog."
"Mum!"
current mood: Hormonal
speaky mcspeakerton / 3 speakses
december 1st, 2008
8:30pm:
Hot Fuzz is in the LJ crack_van this month, with goddessdster at the wheel.
Wear your seat belts. It's the law.
http://community.livejournal.com/crack_
current mood: Amped
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
november 17th, 2008
12:21pm:
Monk is finally cancelled. What will Lee Goldberg do with all that free time?
current mood: Petty
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
november 13th, 2008
11:47pm:
Everybody knows Twilight is lame.
But guy who plays Edward is, like, totally cool because he hates Twlight.
So it's okay to fangirl guy who plays Edward. And stand in line for hours at the mall with a cattle band on your arm to get his autograph, because you hate Twilight, too. You're cool. Not like those other fans.
And, by extension, it's okay to get all het up over Twilight. In order to hate it. Because that's cool.
You should probably buy a t-shirt while you're there, so you can wear it ironically.
And go see the movie, because you'll be sooooooo annoying to the regular fangirls, with your coolness and your irony.
current mood: sleepy
speaky mcspeakerton / 13 speakses
november 5th, 2008
9:05am: yes i can has
current mood: Amped
october 31st, 2008
10:32am: fic rec: dr tectonic does fuzz-o-ween right
Just. Go. Read. GO READ IT YOU BASTARDS!
http://community.livejournal.com/sandfo
current mood: Amazed
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
october 30th, 2008
10:39am: sketchbook spam: how to make fake stained glass
Get a couple-three vending machine temporary tattoos. Cut them into random chunks. Apply them to your paper. Outline the chunks with black magic marker. You are now Marc Chagall...'s cousin's kid.
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
9:56am: the cat meme
If you are reading this, post a picture of a cat in your journal. (Your cat, a lolcat, or someone else's cat. But preferably yours, if possible.)
The very late Pudy, cat of my childhood. Her markings gave her a look of perpetual fury. Her disposition was utterly sweet. I miss her.
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
october 29th, 2008
1:11pm: the handwriting meme
current mood: sinusy
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
october 21st, 2008
4:50pm: fic post: The Council Want a Makeover (hot fuzz; drabble)
TITLE: Drabble: The Council Want a Makeover
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble.
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue.
Entries in the Sandford Citizen's “New Motto for Sandford” contest, 2007:
Beautiful. Deadly. Dull as Fuck.
Always look on the bright side of life.
Worse things happen at sea.
Where the bodies are buried.
You can't say you weren't warned.
As seen on CNN.
The Community that Scares
Now 75% less evil.
They really are accidents now.
Leave alive or your money cheerfully refunded.
It puts the lotion on its skin.
None of those bloody annoying Jane Austen fans like you get at Bath.
Gateway to Buford Abbey.
It won't happen again.
No winner has been chosen. The search continues.
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
october 17th, 2008
3:19pm: picspam: hot fuzz japan
Japanese trifold brochure. Click for much, much, much bigger.
The front cover is the faux Sin City graphic on the right.
The inside.
I like the little graphic they use in Japan of Danny, Nicholas and the Swan.
current mood: Determined
speaky mcspeakerton / 3 speakses
september 29th, 2008
3:57pm:
More old work art unearthed:
...1998, maybe? Click for more biggery.
Also, I'm back from vacation.
current mood: dusty
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
11:06am:
http://www.build-o-bama.blogspot.co
Print out and build your very own Obama for your desk or dash.
september 17th, 2008
4:49pm:
We're moving offices, and I'm finding (and tossing) all kinds of ancient crap.
Here's a 20-year-old doodle of Aquaman and a small camel:
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
september 16th, 2008
8:11am:
if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Open Aircraft Palin
The Sarah Palin baby name generator:
http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sar
speaky mcspeakerton / 6 speakses
september 7th, 2008
12:17am: fic post: Wolverine is a Secret Cutter (X-Men, R)
TITLE: Wolverine is a Secret Cutter
FANDOM: X-Men
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 3
RATING: R for violence
WARNINGS: Self-harm
SUMMARY: Logan has a dark secret.
DISCLAIMER: The X-Men belongs to Marvel Entertainment Group.
( cut for possible triggering )
current mood: Forlorn
speaky mcspeakerton / 8 speakses
september 5th, 2008
8:22am:
Dudes, it's fuckin' Sep's birthday. Try not to mistreat him too much.
current mood: Unrepentant
speaky mcspeakerton / 3 speakses
august 19th, 2008
7:24pm: fic post: The Silent Partner (hot fuzz)
TITLE: The Silent Partner
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: Oh, call it 600.
RATING: PG for (all together now) the cussin'!
WARNINGS: Movie spoilers, American spelling
SUMMARY: Woad is a funny word.
NOTES: Crit is love.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to Rogue and Universal and all those guys.
Like some avenging...angel, the swan appeared in the rear-view mirror, looking very, very shirty.
The swan hissed -- and, Frank Butterman could have sworn, laughed -- and made a lunge for his face.
( more... )
current mood: Fan-Tabulous
speaky mcspeakerton / 7 speakses
2:34pm: picspam: ed considers adoption
Ed: "It's like I never truly knew love before I took this duck into my arms."
Shaun: "Hey now!"
Ed (trying it out): "My son, the duck"
Shaun: "Does the duck have a name, then?"
Ed: "Don't be silly, ducks don't have names"
This is why I like playing with sepiamagpie.
current mood: *Snarl*
august 14th, 2008
4:24pm: fic post: Mr. Staker's Holiday (Hot Fuzz)
TITLE: Mr. Staker's Holiday
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: phosfate and viedma
WORD COUNT: Lots, like...whoah, 9,700.
RATING: PG for goddamn swearing, violence
WARNINGS: Movie spoilers, American spelling, writers who think they're fucking hilarious. Contains peanuts.
SUMMARY: Bread. Bread. BREAD BREAD BREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD!
NOTES: Crit is love.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to breadbread Rogue and bread bread bread. Bread. No infringeBREAD! BREAD! BREADBREADBREADBREAD!tendedBREAD!
Mr. Staker's Holiday
When you looked at it a certain way, the whole thing was Nicholas Angel's fault. If not for him, Sandford, Gloucestershire would not be on its third police station in as many years, and the village's swan population would not be Britain's highest per capita.
"That boy," Andy Wainwright said later, "Is wound too tight."
It started like this.
Nicholas was no longer the ticking time bomb of no one was quite sure what that he had once been, but he was, as Danny Butterman said, always thinking away. Even in his sleep.
Late one night -- or rather, very early one morning -- Nicholas suddenly woke, sat bolt upright, and said, to no one in particular, "Swans don't honk. Swans do not honk!" continued on Ann's LJ, since Mary's a bit shy.
current mood: *thud*
11:12am: picspam: out of the box
Ed is bewildered by his new surroundings.
current mood: Bitter
august 13th, 2008
3:52pm: picspam: hazing the new guy
The Black Knight hates it here.
current mood: Grouchy
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
august 6th, 2008
11:47am: picspam: i love a journal cliché
I'm feeling perfectly foul and panic-attacky, so here's everyone's favorite LJ cliché photo post, the book and video shelves! Yayayayay! *Kermit flail*
Apologies for the yellowing and blurriness. ( cut to spare your flists and connections )
speaky mcspeakerton / 14 speakses
july 25th, 2008
9:17am:
THERE WILL BE NO DISCUSSION IN FANDOM_DISCUSS!
speaky mcspeakerton / 39 speakses
july 3rd, 2008
2:27pm: fic post: A Boy's Book of Practical Magic to Mystify, Baffle and Entertain (hot fuzz)
TITLE: A Boy's Book of Practical Magic to Mystify, Baffle and Entertain
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: Approximately 2,950 British Standard WordsTM. Some settling may occur.
RATING: PG for goddamn swearing
WARNINGS: Movie spoilers, DVD extra spoilers, American spelling
SUMMARY: For this trick, he'll need a volunteer from the pavement. You, sir, the man with the fucking enormous knife in your chest! Don't be shy, now.
NOTES: Crit is love.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to those damn punk kids at RogueCorpCo.
The NWA were some of the strangest customers the Crown Prosecution Service had ever dealt with. They were monsters all, few showing even a little remorse or regret, except perhaps for having been caught. But they were friendly, cooperative monsters.
None of them denied what they had done, and any confusion over who had done what and when arose from spotty memories, rather than attempts at concealment or shifting of blame. Some of them helpfully provided diaries. Continued at my LJ
current mood: cold
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
june 23rd, 2008
9:30pm: fic post: Garth Marenghi's "Prelude to More Revenge of a Sith"
TITLE: Garth Marenghi's "Prelude to More Revenge of a Sith"
FANDOM: The Star Wars universe. Though I think calling it a 'fandom' is in many ways demeaning to George Lucas' vision. 'Imaginarium' might be a better term, or 'shared dreamworld.'
AUTHOR: annlarimer Garth Marenghi
WORD COUNT: I make every word count.
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: The level of quality of this 'fanfic' may be more than you are used to.
SUMMARY: "Garth Vader stood over the sink of his small bachelor apartment, eating a Pot Noodle." The beginning of a classic, multi-part epic.
NOTES: Feedback is welcome, as long as you're not one of those petty, sad little freaks obsessed with "spelling" and "grammar" and "structure."
DISCLAIMER: Star Wars is the great George Lucas' gift to the world. Here is my gift to him, to it...and to you, brave traveller.
Click here to experience the vision.
7:11pm:
When you see the meme, quote something from Doctor Who:
"It comes on you, like sleep."
Man, that sounded a lot less dirty in the eighties.
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
4:11pm: Garth Marenghi writes fanfic! Join, damn you!
http://community.livejournal.com/garthm
current mood: nerdy
june 16th, 2008
11:21am: have an icon.
Part of the Japanese poster. Share and enjoy.
current mood: energetic
speaky mcspeakerton / 5 speakses