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The Sinister Dr. Larimer ([info]phosfate) wrote,
@ 2008-07-03 14:27:00


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Current mood:cold
Entry tags:fanfic, fuckin' sep, fuzz fic, hot fuzz, i heart my moleskine

fic post: A Boy's Book of Practical Magic to Mystify, Baffle and Entertain (hot fuzz)
TITLE: A Boy's Book of Practical Magic to Mystify, Baffle and Entertain
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: Approximately 2,950 British Standard WordsTM. Some settling may occur.
RATING: PG for goddamn swearing
WARNINGS: Movie spoilers, DVD extra spoilers, American spelling
SUMMARY: For this trick, he'll need a volunteer from the pavement. You, sir, the man with the fucking enormous knife in your chest! Don't be shy, now.
NOTES: Crit is love.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to those damn punk kids at RogueCorpCo.


The NWA were some of the strangest customers the Crown Prosecution Service had ever dealt with. They were monsters all, few showing even a little remorse or regret, except perhaps for having been caught. But they were friendly, cooperative monsters.

None of them denied what they had done, and any confusion over who had done what and when arose from spotty memories, rather than attempts at concealment or shifting of blame. Some of them helpfully provided diaries. Continued at my LJ



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[info]sgtgeorgecarter
2008-07-03 07:58 pm UTC (link)
"They are guards, and we address them by name. We're murderers, son, not savages. And if someone has followed the correct procedure, and reserved the television to watch Frankenstein's Cat, then by God he will be allowed to watch it without interference."


And bless I can just see Jim Broadbent smiling and saying that.

great fun as always!

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[info]ourself
2008-07-03 11:58 pm UTC (link)
DIVER!
I love your Danny.

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