may 15th, 2007

8:35am: sketchbook spam: Minty's Agony in the Garden

Ink. Click for bigger.
sepiamagpie wanted Ponies jumping and firing guns, but for the moment he's got a Pony firing its gun into the air and going Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Fuckin' Ponies. THEY HAVE NO THUMBS! How can they maintain any sort of organized, tool-based culture? HOW CAN THEY PULL TRIGGERS?

I'll go sit down now.

current mood: Caffeinated
current music: fan on high

speaky mcspeakerton? / 21 comments

 

9:56pm: this never happens!

_{Oh, God, I went and did it.}

TITLE: Turkey with Fireworks
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: phosfate
WORD COUNT: 5,000. Wait. What?!?
RATING: R, for the writer’s consarned filthy mouth.
SUMMARY: "I'm a bit confused about pudding. Events."
WARNINGS: Massive spoilers, American spelling, rusty writer, crap title
DISCLAIMER: Well, of course.
NOTES: Author likes c&c. Be vicious.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first. Also, you're mad.



TURKEY WITH FIREWORKS

YOU KNOW THIS BIT

Once, in primary school, Katie Aaronson (Aaron A.'s dad's stepsister, who married Jimmy from the newsagent's) had put a large saucepan over Danny Butterman's head and banged on it with a wooden block.( more )

current mood: Mystified
current music: boston legal

speaky mcspeakerton? / 7 comments