november 26th, 2007

3:47pm: fic post -- Drabble: Danny Butterman's Terrible Ideas

TITLE: Drabble: Danny Butterman's Terrible Ideas
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer; prompt by sepiamagpie, who is keen on hedgehogs
WORD COUNT: 100. 'Cause, drabble
RATING: PG for don't try this at home
SUMMARY: Does what it says on the tin
WARNINGS: American spelling
NOTES: Not intellectually taxing in any way
DISCLAIMER: Obviously not mine.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.

• Constructing quarter-scale trebuchet in Callahan Park.



• Volunteering to be first projectile launched from quarter-scale trebuchet constructed in Callahan Park.



• Building elaborate Habitrail in station for hedgehog.



• Joining components of elaborate Habitrail with superglue.



• Attempting to rescue hedgehog from Habitrail with leaf blower.



• Constructing homemade ghillie suit, with freeze-dried rabbit mounted on hat. Wearing homemade ghillie suit with freeze-dried rabbit mounted on hat while lying in wait for poachers. Repeatedly.



• Deputizing swan.



• Deputizing hedgehog.



• Inventing the lager colada.



• Attempting to construct record-breaking Guy Fawkes stuffed with fireworks and petrol.



• Opening portal to Hell in Station basement.

current mood: Mundane

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