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september 17th, 2008
4:49pm:
We're moving offices, and I'm finding (and tossing) all kinds of ancient crap.
Here's a 20-year-old doodle of Aquaman and a small camel:
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
september 16th, 2008
8:11am:
if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Open Aircraft Palin
The Sarah Palin baby name generator:
http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sar
speaky mcspeakerton / 6 speakses
september 7th, 2008
12:17am: fic post: Wolverine is a Secret Cutter (X-Men, R)
TITLE: Wolverine is a Secret Cutter
FANDOM: X-Men
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 3
RATING: R for violence
WARNINGS: Self-harm
SUMMARY: Logan has a dark secret.
DISCLAIMER: The X-Men belongs to Marvel Entertainment Group.
( cut for possible triggering )
current mood: Forlorn
speaky mcspeakerton / 8 speakses
september 5th, 2008
8:22am:
Dudes, it's fuckin' Sep's birthday. Try not to mistreat him too much.
current mood: Unrepentant
speaky mcspeakerton / 3 speakses
august 19th, 2008
7:24pm: fic post: The Silent Partner (hot fuzz)
TITLE: The Silent Partner
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: Oh, call it 600.
RATING: PG for (all together now) the cussin'!
WARNINGS: Movie spoilers, American spelling
SUMMARY: Woad is a funny word.
NOTES: Crit is love.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to Rogue and Universal and all those guys.
Like some avenging...angel, the swan appeared in the rear-view mirror, looking very, very shirty.
The swan hissed -- and, Frank Butterman could have sworn, laughed -- and made a lunge for his face.
( more... )
current mood: Fan-Tabulous
speaky mcspeakerton / 7 speakses
2:34pm: picspam: ed considers adoption
Ed: "It's like I never truly knew love before I took this duck into my arms."
Shaun: "Hey now!"
Ed (trying it out): "My son, the duck"
Shaun: "Does the duck have a name, then?"
Ed: "Don't be silly, ducks don't have names"
This is why I like playing with ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
sepiamagpie.
current mood: *Snarl*
august 14th, 2008
4:24pm: fic post: Mr. Staker's Holiday (Hot Fuzz)
TITLE: Mr. Staker's Holiday
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: phosfate and viedma
WORD COUNT: Lots, like...whoah, 9,700.
RATING: PG for goddamn swearing, violence
WARNINGS: Movie spoilers, American spelling, writers who think they're fucking hilarious. Contains peanuts.
SUMMARY: Bread. Bread. BREAD BREAD BREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD!
NOTES: Crit is love.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to breadbread Rogue and bread bread bread. Bread. No infringeBREAD! BREAD! BREADBREADBREADBREAD!tendedBREAD!
Mr. Staker's Holiday
When you looked at it a certain way, the whole thing was Nicholas Angel's fault. If not for him, Sandford, Gloucestershire would not be on its third police station in as many years, and the village's swan population would not be Britain's highest per capita.
"That boy," Andy Wainwright said later, "Is wound too tight."
It started like this.
Nicholas was no longer the ticking time bomb of no one was quite sure what that he had once been, but he was, as Danny Butterman said, always thinking away. Even in his sleep.
Late one night -- or rather, very early one morning -- Nicholas suddenly woke, sat bolt upright, and said, to no one in particular, "Swans don't honk. Swans do not honk!" continued on Ann's LJ, since Mary's a bit shy.
current mood: *thud*
11:12am: picspam: out of the box
Ed is bewildered by his new surroundings.
current mood: Bitter
august 13th, 2008
3:52pm: picspam: hazing the new guy
The Black Knight hates it here.
current mood: Grouchy
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
august 6th, 2008
11:47am: picspam: i love a journal cliché
I'm feeling perfectly foul and panic-attacky, so here's everyone's favorite LJ cliché photo post, the book and video shelves! Yayayayay! *Kermit flail*
Apologies for the yellowing and blurriness. ( cut to spare your flists and connections )
speaky mcspeakerton / 14 speakses
july 25th, 2008
9:17am:
THERE WILL BE NO DISCUSSION IN FANDOM_DISCUSS!
speaky mcspeakerton / 39 speakses
july 3rd, 2008
2:27pm: fic post: A Boy's Book of Practical Magic to Mystify, Baffle and Entertain (hot fuzz)
TITLE: A Boy's Book of Practical Magic to Mystify, Baffle and Entertain
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: Approximately 2,950 British Standard WordsTM. Some settling may occur.
RATING: PG for goddamn swearing
WARNINGS: Movie spoilers, DVD extra spoilers, American spelling
SUMMARY: For this trick, he'll need a volunteer from the pavement. You, sir, the man with the fucking enormous knife in your chest! Don't be shy, now.
NOTES: Crit is love.
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to those damn punk kids at RogueCorpCo.
The NWA were some of the strangest customers the Crown Prosecution Service had ever dealt with. They were monsters all, few showing even a little remorse or regret, except perhaps for having been caught. But they were friendly, cooperative monsters.
None of them denied what they had done, and any confusion over who had done what and when arose from spotty memories, rather than attempts at concealment or shifting of blame. Some of them helpfully provided diaries. Continued at my LJ
current mood: cold
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
june 23rd, 2008
9:30pm: fic post: Garth Marenghi's "Prelude to More Revenge of a Sith"
TITLE: Garth Marenghi's "Prelude to More Revenge of a Sith"
FANDOM: The Star Wars universe. Though I think calling it a 'fandom' is in many ways demeaning to George Lucas' vision. 'Imaginarium' might be a better term, or 'shared dreamworld.'
AUTHOR: annlarimer Garth Marenghi
WORD COUNT: I make every word count.
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: The level of quality of this 'fanfic' may be more than you are used to.
SUMMARY: "Garth Vader stood over the sink of his small bachelor apartment, eating a Pot Noodle." The beginning of a classic, multi-part epic.
NOTES: Feedback is welcome, as long as you're not one of those petty, sad little freaks obsessed with "spelling" and "grammar" and "structure."
DISCLAIMER: Star Wars is the great George Lucas' gift to the world. Here is my gift to him, to it...and to you, brave traveller.
Click here to experience the vision.
7:11pm:
When you see the meme, quote something from Doctor Who:
"It comes on you, like sleep."
Man, that sounded a lot less dirty in the eighties.
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
4:11pm: Garth Marenghi writes fanfic! Join, damn you!
http://community.livejournal.com/garthm
current mood: nerdy
june 16th, 2008
11:21am: have an icon.
Part of the Japanese poster. Share and enjoy.
current mood: energetic
speaky mcspeakerton / 5 speakses
june 10th, 2008
4:20pm: fic spam: "Mornspare" (hot fuzz)
Title: Mornspare
Fandom: Hot Fuzz. For zeddish's "I think we all need to just sit down and fucking smile" fluff challenge.
Rating: PG for the cussin'. Actually there may not be cussing in this. I'm not reading it again to check. It's morning, and they haven't had their tea, and it takes a while to work up to really good cussing.
Summary: Bob Walker uses voicemail. Shaka, when the walls fell.
Author's Notes: There's a bit in "Five Things that Never Happened in Sandford, Gloucestershire" where Bob Walker tells Nicholas and Danny that "Argrafollyerbs." They look at him blankly. I knew exactly what "Argrafollyerbs" meant when I wrote it. By the time the story got to final draft I had no idea at all.
Disclaimer: Narrrrrr, Hoffuzznahmeyne. Sroagsfuzz, anegarnseymanallmayid.
"Agrafollyerbs. Argrafollyerbs." ( yareljcutcliggit )
current mood: *Snarl*
speaky mcspeakerton / 7 speakses
june 9th, 2008
8:36am:
wankprophet is user of birth!
june 6th, 2008
11:41am: diary spam: i love my dead gay space pig
Postage stamp, toy packaging, inks.
current mood: Poetic
current music: lawyers villain-laughing
speaky mcspeakerton / 12 speakses
9:01am:
Um...color it and make a bookmark or something. Whatever.
current mood: *Snarl*
speaky mcspeakerton / 7 speakses
june 4th, 2008
8:14am: sketchbook spam: mediawest ought-eight
I didn't get to draw much this year, but here's some stuff:
The new baggage claim drags DTW kicking and screaming into the 1964 World's Fair. Yes, I was bored enough to draw baggage claim. As always, click for more biggery. ( MOAR )
current mood: Bitter
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
may 21st, 2008
9:09am: Mansplanation!
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fan
speaky mcspeakerton / 6 speakses
may 15th, 2008
1:22pm: fic post: The Man with the Stick (hot fuzz)
TITLE: The Man with the Stick*
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a GODDAMN DRABBLE.
RATING: PG
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the nice folks at Rogue
Andy and Andy are friends.
They like beer and philosophy.
Tonight, with beer, their topic for philosophical debate is:
How large is the stick up Nicholas Angel's arse?
It is very large.
It is so large that Nicholas calls his Mum 'sir.'
It is so large that Nicholas' dog was called 'Mr. Dog.'
It is so large that, after sex, Nicholas writes Danny Butterman polite notes:
"Dear Mr. Butterman:
This is to acknowledge receipt of last night's sex.
With sincere best wishes,
N. Angel"
That, says Andy, is one massively large arsestick.
It is, Andy agrees.
Then they go home.
*Ooo, Nick, I've fallen over
speaky mcspeakerton / 20 speakses
may 14th, 2008
12:10pm: fic post: June 30th (hot fuzz, doctor who)
TITLE: June 30th
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz and Doctor Who
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: a touch under 4000
RATING: PG fer cussin' and violence
WARNINGS: American spelling
SPOILERS: Minor riff on "The Fires of Pompeii"
SUMMARY: "I have a sword, and I'm really quite angry."
NOTES: Crit is love.
DISCLAIMER: I no has Fuzzburger. I no has Docburger! Is Rogue's Fuzzburger! Is Beeb's Docburger!
( MOAR )
current mood: Focused
speaky mcspeakerton / 8 speakses
may 13th, 2008
4:51pm: diary spam: a humiliating confession
Click to read my shame.
current mood: okay
speaky mcspeakerton / 10 speakses
9:59am: diary spam: "WHOOSH! AND THEM RUNNING AND DYING!"
There is nothing girlier than H.G. Wells. Click for more biggy.
current mood: *Snarl*
speaky mcspeakerton / 6 speakses
may 9th, 2008
3:35pm: picspam: SWAN!
current mood: Bitter
speaky mcspeakerton / 6 speakses
may 8th, 2008
4:10pm: picspam: "Wombat, you shall go to the ball!"
Click for more biggery. Wom's luxury ballgown is a Bratz mini-skirt.
current mood: anxious
speaky mcspeakerton / 12 speakses
11:49am: picspam: not actually jointed
Clicky for bigger.
The dolls and dollhouse are Christmas ornaments. The whole house is maybe 3" wide. Wombat, my Orientdoll So Ji, is 4.5" tall and uses it as her dollhouse.
speaky mcspeakerton / 4 speakses
may 7th, 2008
3:12pm: picspam: give me sugar
Click for embiggening.
current mood: Candy-Coated
speaky mcspeakerton / 10 speakses
10:32am: "we got a lot of e-mails saying, Fuck, that's hideous"
http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Sp
Yesterday we posted the press release from BBC Video for Spaced - The Complete Series, coming to stores in North America on July 22nd. Our story included your first look at the package art for this long-awaited box set, which we obtained from BBC sources. However, since posting the artwork yesterday, we've seen numerous fan questions about whether this is the final version of the artwork for this set.
This morning we spoke to a BBC PR representative about this, and we were told that this picture (shown again below) was actually only draft art, and possibly shouldn't have gone out just yet. The final package art hasn't been approved, we're informed. It could look similar, or maybe quite different...we're not sure at this time. Stay tuned, though, and we'll bring the final version to you just as soon as we can!
current mood: *Snarl*
9:46am:
The Editor wants to sell you some 45s.
current mood: *Snarl*
speaky mcspeakerton / 18 speakses
may 6th, 2008
3:06pm:
TVshowsonDVD.com presents info on the US release of Spaced. And God damn that is some fugly purple-and-pink:
http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/news/Sp
current mood: Amped
speaky mcspeakerton / 6 speakses
april 16th, 2008
1:00pm:
Go visit calathea's place for a lovely Fuzz ficlet:
http://calathea.livejournal.com/261
(Found via del.icio.us, pimped with permission.)
current mood: Cliquish
april 9th, 2008
11:12am: scan spam - Hot Fuzz 4.20 Police Handbook
Here are scans of the 4.20 Police Handbook, given away in the bazillions to promote the U.S. release of Hot Fuzz last April. Are they any relation to the Best Buy handbooks that may or may not have been given out in Canada with the video release? Is there a place on a man's head where, if you shoot it, it will blow up? Have you ever seen Point Break? ( LJ Cut to spare your friendslist )
current mood: Peckish
speaky mcspeakerton / 6 speakses
april 8th, 2008
12:13pm: fuzz fic pimpage
http://www.journalfen.net/users/koshiro
Pui wrote me a birthday fic. Awesomeness!
current mood: Candy-Coated
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
april 1st, 2008
3:12pm: faux rickrock...frickrock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKEQauNz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IcZddlS
speaky mcspeakerton / 2 speakses
12:32pm: sketchbook spam: Fiery New Bear Ronin Squad! coloring fun
Click for bigger. Color. Show the class what you did.
current mood: confused
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks
8:57am:
I am leaving fandom forever.
NO -- DON'T TRY TO TALK ME OUT OF IT.
current mood: Bitch Slapped
speaky mcspeakerton / 28 speakses
march 27th, 2008
3:34pm:
moar funny pictures
current mood: Determined
speaky mcspeakerton / 1 speaks