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| User: | pseudelight (6430) |
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| Name: | 'delight. | |||||||||
| Website: | i made a funny | |||||||||
| AOL IM: |  pseudelight (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||||||
| Bio: | please read the following disclaimer: This website is meant for entertainment purposes only. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. This is not an offer to sell securites. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-servicable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. As seen on TV. No salt. No MSG. No artificial flavouring or colouring added. One size fits all. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingrediants. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Edited for television. Keep cool. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Penalty for private ue. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. Must be present to win. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Approved for veterans. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. Restaurant package, not for resale. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash (he's married). Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Emergency blood pick-up. No parking. do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Drug-free school zone. Speed limit 30 miles per hour. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Do not pass white line. Your mileage may vary. All rights reserved. Terms are subject to change without notice. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. No substitutions allowed. Preheat to 350. Reader assumes full responsibility. more of me: www.nurserycrime.net less of me: here. me in a sentence: 'delight is a snarky bitch, or absolutely innocent, depending on the situation. | |||||||||
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