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Stupid writer's block. Grr, argh.
Things On My List To Write (Or Finish Writing) When I Stop Sucking So Hard:

-- anything past Week 5 for that week-by-week comment fic series for the Year That Never Was [Week 6 has been partially written since February, bleh]

-- the one where Nine wakes up naked in bed with Jamie in Vegas and discovers they drunkenly got married the night before (featuring a bonus appearance by a very annoyed Two) for [info]churchontime

-- "Five Toms That Martha Never Dated" (featuring Thomas Jefferson, possibly Tom Bombadil if I can put myself through reading enough of those bits again to get him right, possibly Tom Cruise, possibly Tom Jones, and whatever other Toms that I can think of, including perhaps a special guest appearance by Tom Baker)

-- "Nine Ways That Jamie Never Left Culloden" for [info]biichan [drabble series, Nine and Ten already partially done, One sort of pondered a bit, Four already hurting my head]

-- the one where we find out that Nicholas doesn't like to get drunk because it makes him extremely gay affectionate [also already partially written, but only dialogue, and only middle bits, blargh]

-- that crossover comment fic thingie where Nicholas finds Ten and Martha in a garden and gets to clear his throat commandingly at them, and then Ten confuses the hell out of him by saying things that make it obvious that they've met before, except Nicholas hasn't met him yet [also partially written, except it sucks, and also the one below is a similar idea but I like it better so I might dump this one and replace it with...]

-- pre-movie crossover wherein Sergeant Deskjob questions PC Angel on his recent incident report involving several unexplainable events, possibly an explosion, and an extremely odd man in an extremely long scarf who is apparently convinced that PC Angel will someday be married to a large male monkey

-- post-movie Hot Fuzz / Torchwood crossover wherein Jack, Ianto and Gwen visit Sandford, Team Torchwood casts aspersions on the local police, Inspector Angel gets very annoyed, Jack hits on Angel, Inspector Angel gets very annoyed, Jack hits on Danny, Inspector Angel gets really very extremely annoyed, and Team Torchood gets thoroughly pwned [sadly, I can currently see no way to write this without it requiring Plot, at which I am Really Very Bad, so this may never get written, which makes me very sad, sigh]

-- "Shiny Head, Big Peenie" [drabble series, multiple fandoms, fandoms TBD, the Doctor Who one with Nine and Jack already partially written, shut up, I can't help it, it's just too funny to pass up]

-- ???

-- PROFIT!

ETA:
-- MORE DONNA/LEELA!

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From:[info]phosfate
Date:April 21st, 2008 08:18 pm (UTC)
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LOVE.
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From:[info]puipui
Date:April 21st, 2008 10:48 pm (UTC)
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My goal for the Torchwood crossover is for Jack's dialogue to include as many horrifically cheesy pick-up lines as possible, including something about Angel's ass being sent from heaven and at least one mention of the word "churn". I'm also hoping to get him to suggest a threesome with the Sergeants Turner, just as soon as he figures out that there's two of them.

Planned dialogue for Nicholas includes the phrase "I'm authorizing the use of firearms." Also, I want the Andies to claim that they don't believe in accidents and possibly get all melodramatic with their sunglasses like David Caruso. All I need now is a plot!

...Woe. Plots. So bad at them. Sigh.
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From:[info]phosfate
Date:April 22nd, 2008 01:25 pm (UTC)

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Gloucestershire has standing stones, barrows, and earthworks, if that helps at all. Maybe one of them leaks Rift on a 30-year basis.
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From:[info]puipui
Date:April 22nd, 2008 05:45 pm (UTC)
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Maybe one of them leaks Rift

That sounds kinda dirty.
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From:[info]phosfate
Date:April 22nd, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
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And now you have a running gag.

Which also sounds kinda dirty.
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From:[info]tehrin
Date:April 21st, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
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"Shiny Head, Big Peenie"

KUNG FU STYLE PLZ?
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From:[info]puipui
Date:April 22nd, 2008 12:02 am (UTC)
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"Soon, Grasshopper, you will be able to wank without breaking the rice paper."
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