|Name:||The continuation of the mindfuck|
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Kasey Kahne is my Rookie of the Year!
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This journal is rated NC-17. It contains profanity, pornography, genderfucking, bukkake, and your general bitchiness. Gay sex will also be graphic and hopefully hot. So get over it and move along if you don't like what she has to say. This is LINDSEY'S journal and SHE is free to write anything that she wishes to write. Feel free to state your opinions, but remember opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Often times Lindsey gets mad at the world and defriends people. It's okay. She'll friend you back in a day or two. She likes people but sometimes they just need to fuck off and die.
[ basics ]
Lindsey was a female Petty but now is a female Grimm. She's 22 year old agoraphobic-clinically depressed-diabetic-insomniac-bisexual female Grimm. She is not employed as she does not funciton correctly within the parameters of society due to paranoia and panic/anxiety attacks. Alas, she is married and have been with her husband for almost five years so if you would like to sex her up buy her LJ time and icons.
She doesn't really have a life away from her computers and just wishes that everyone would leave her alone. She doesn't trust many people and if you make it to her "Posse" friends filter then your extremely special. When real life knocks at her door, Lindsey usually ignores it and continues to stay barricaded in her computer room as it is boring and interfers with her time to play on pretty machines with her minions. Who want to see pretty boys shove their tongues down each other's throats.
Books. Yes, Lindsey loves to read and has a catalouge of almost 650 books that live in her basement at the moment because her beautiful shelves got taken away in the "Great Move of 02". She also loves music which goes to show because she has over 10,000 MP3s that span 43GB.
Lindsey is a priss and a very smart female (her IQ has been clocked at 126). She can be brutally honest and holds it over superficiality any time--friends can always say that know where they stand with her. She's completely real and excellent at redirecting internal negative energy (usually at other people). She often gets bored of things rather quickly. Piss her off you might feel her wrath. Lindsey can be sweet at times though it might just be a manipulative measure to get what she wants.
People are often intimidated by her. They also fall for her, hard. Lindsey has a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to her standards. Though she is inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. A supportive relationship is what she's really after and needs something steady, long-term, and soothing.
She's been chatting since 1997 so her niche in this great web has been cleared out and she's very comfortable here. She's even so egotistical enough to think that she has a mini-fandom, fangirls and minions. Lindsey has many aliases. You may find her under Starz, Digital, Millinds, Linds, Bitch, Millicent, Release and Digital Release .
Even though the Female Grimm is a diabetic, she is a caramel junkie. Lindsey also has a fondness for tea, cherries, lemons and Coca-Cola products. She craves Chinese food. Italian food comes in second and then Mexican.
She likes the pointless toys called Nohohons. She dabbles in the areas of bondage, biting, spanking, and rubber gloves. She's the dominant one and hates shoes. She has been playing The Sims for almost 5 years and currently has over 15 gigs of custom downloads for the game. Sometimes Lindsey plays Rez just to get off with her sub woofer.
In her living room there are PENGUINS. She is obsessed with penguins and can identify sub-species. Her most favorite feature about this creature is the way they waddle. She also loves cats and recently her female cat had kittens. She hates spiders and big dogs.
Lindsey hasn't had a haircut in 10 years so her fascination with long, fake, colorful hair stems from her own hair being 33 inches long. She worships anything Asian. She loves to dance, the rave scene (minus the drugs; even though the occasional endorphin rush is good), and was a club kid for a while. Lindsey has been known to like cooking and Food Network.
Lindsey is an icon whore, having made almost 2000 of the little 100x100 things for her own pleasure. She loves Livejournal and Greatestjournal. She likes doing graphics, blends, websites, HTML and other things that center around her graphics tablet and Photoshop. She also draws fanart for Harry Potter and it's often porn.
[ fandom ]
Lindsey stumbled onto the HP fandom by accident and boredom. She was merely looking for boy-on-boy sex. So a friend directed her to a fic called "In the Raw" and she read it. Lindsey clearly wanted more and thus was directed to FF.net. Poor Lindsey got confused though because she didn't know backstory to the fics. She asked said friend what the fics were based off of.
You must understand that Lindsey at the time thought Harry Potter fangirls were idiots and laughed at them. So when her friend said Harry Potter. Lindsey screamed, "OMGNoooOooooOoo! I hate you! You need to die!" And Friend laughed at Lindsey's misfortune. Lindsey made The Male Grimm go to Wal-mart and buy every book and it only took her one day to read them all.
Harry/Draco will be known as the ULTIMATE OTP. From there pairings are sorted by what sexualities it deals with. Any form of incest, chan, yaoi and Grawp/Staircase will result in Lindsey humping your leg in a good way. Also Lindsey is in love with the characters Millicent Bulstrode and Seamus Finnigan.
Ernie/Millicent is Het!OTP, while Ron/Pansy comes in second. She does find Millicent/Theodore, Lily/James, Millicent/Michael, Millicent/Justin nice to read and she has a soft spot for Ernie/Millicent/Justin. Lindsey will NOT ship Ron/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, Harry/Hermione nor Harry/Ginny.
As for slash, Lindsey likes a variety of ships but Seamus/Blaise is the Slash!OTP. Theodore/Seamus, Blaise/Theodore, Blaise/Draco, Draco/Ron, Neville/Draco, Snape/Harry, Harry/Blaise, Seamus/Harry, Seamus/Zacharias and Sirius/Remus will tickle her fancy.
On the femmeslash!OTP, Lindsey has a craving for Hermione/Ginny. Give it to her, she really needs it. Pansy/Millicent, Bellatrix/Narcissa, Bellatrix/Ginny and Pansy/Parvati make her knees weak too.
Lindsey was introduced to NASCAR by her mommy. Lindsey's Mommy would lure her daughter out of the house for Sunday dinner because let's face it... Lindsey is a sucker for food. They would eat, then talk and sit in front of the TV watching this race. She had no clue what NASCAR was except boring... How could going in circles be exciting?
That question answered itself when Lindsey saw her first wreck and OH BOY... It was a bad one. Cars spinning, fire, smoke... Lindsey was intrigued. She has been watching NASCAR for going on 3 years now.
The Pits makes Lindsey shake her head and laugh. Nascar / (which she moderates) makes her squee in joy.
Lindsey loves Kasey Kahne and Kevin Harvick. So ultimately her OTP for this fandom is Kahne/Harvick. Busch/Kahne is hot and so is Busch/Kahne/Harvick. Dom!Kasey will get you everywhere and Waltrip/Jr cannot be straight on commercials.
SHE HATES HENDRICKS TEAM MATES. Jeff Gordon can rot in hell and die, which would make Lindsey a verrr happy person. Jimmie Johnson is a whiner and can suck Gordon's dick.
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