The Opposite of Chivalry
Thursday, June 24, 2004
9:53PM - Since all the others are doing it...
I didn't know jack shit until my email inbox EXPLODED WITH SPOOGE yesterday afternoon.
Then HNK kindly filled me in.
Eh, whatever. It's done now. My biggest lesson was never have a shared journal (i.e. ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
brad, who was mine at blurty and I tossed in for mod account that no one would expect until we used it, and hell, even after we used it, no one expected it) pointed at my email address, because someone will post with it and I will be sent way, way past my inbox limit.
I haven't read F_W regularly since last summer, so I can't say that its deletion broke my heart. I can't say that I really saw the point of deleting it either. Frankly, I don't think there's much that can be done to steer a community the size that F_W is. Maybe they would have pulled it off. Maybe not. Who knows?
And since I wasn't reading it, I had no business being a mod anyway, so losing my moderator status just breaks my heart completely destroys my self worth doesn't really affect me at all.
Thank you, goodnight. I'll be here the next time I am, which ... is not all that fucking often, clearly.
Though, people were really complaining about how they were being treated by other community members? This in a community whose de facto motto is "We eat our own"? What the shit is that?
Monday, January 12, 2004
3:32AM - I'm sorry Lois, but your monkey friend is going down.
So, apparently I became a FW BNF at some point. Okaaaaay. And now I'm in the FW Deathmatch. Um, why did no one tell me I was on the list? Lousy bastards, the lot of you.
So, since I'm pretty sure that people have to make threats or bribes to win these things, I have a digital camara and a leopard print push up bra. Now, whether that's a threat or a bribe just depends on your perspective, don't it?
Vote Renjenri because Ivy doesn't want to be a part of our cruel, cruel world game.
Voting is here.
Do you want to mock people or do you want to let me talk to Toby?
I want to mock people.
- Leo and Josh, The West Wing
Thursday, August 28, 2003
7:20PM - T-minus thirteen hours, fifty-seven minutes...
To Britney/Madonna/Christina.
Come on people, you know that's at the outside. New OT3 of dooooooooom. Or the OTO of Britney/Madonna/Christina/Missy.
And of course they cut to Justin's reaction. BWAH! So predictable.
And on the wank that shall not be named...cesare: So. Bored. Of. Her. Have been since Blurty.renjenri: amen, sisterrenjenri: talk about saying one thing and meaning another. "fandom wank means nothing to me! i am better than all of you!" translates to "i must post 29857298572 times in fandom wank so that everyone will be annoyed by me and i'll be banned and then i can say none of them can take me!"cesare: *snort!*
( read on! it gets wronger than justin timberlake/justin's mom! )
Saturday, August 2, 2003
7:38PM - Hrm
Vaguely related to recent kerfluffles....
Along the lines of my little life as fiction pieces, I'm considering writing RPF about my family.
No sex, you sickos!
But. Yes.
If RPF = rape, does RPF about relatives = incest?
ETA BTW, this won't be the first instance of barely disguised RPF concerning one of my relatives. Law & Order: Criminal Intent did an episode based on my cousin, a pharmacist who diluted chemotherapy drugs.
I wonder if everyone who has the RPF hate on refuses to watch L&O and other similar type shows?
Edit the second RPS: somehow seems like an imagination deficit.
Ok, so someone who writes in an universe with over a hundred hours of footage (Buffy) or 2689 pages and two full length movies (HP) has more imagination than someone who has to attempt to make a well-rounded character from a few soundbites and some really fucking repetitive interviews?
Well, fuck me with a splintered broom.
Tuesday, July 15, 2003
10:01AM - Icons = TEH EVOL
Must. Stop. Iconning.
Also, Orlando Bloom has a penis tongue.
That's all.
Saturday, July 12, 2003
5:21AM - Pop people on my list
My friend has a brief write-up of her Justified experience.
Friday, July 11, 2003
1:09AM - So, I was reading my friends page...
And I didn't see any ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small}
dl_anon posts.
I panicked.
Where has my crazy gone? thought I.
Then I realized that we weren't TOSsed. Just a slow day.
So I try to find DLR with the phrase "DL Refugees" and get results with this phrase:
The old warnings about that McDonald's still apply. (It's busy, it's filled with other DL refugees, and the jaywalk across Harbor is dangerous)
Ok, so they're talking about DisneyLand, not Data Lounge, but still, I now have a vision of tinhat Frogger on the way to a conference on teh gay in a McD's.
It makes me smile.
Sunday, May 18, 2003
4:36PM - oooooooo
Semagic works now! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*humps Sema*
*humps ZR*
*decides isn't so pissed anymore about life in general, cause hey, something works*
Friday, May 9, 2003
1:22PM - GIP
So, Wolvie went to Kitty's Bas Mitzvah....
Sorry, that was the first thought I had. Not my graphic, stolen from Otter at Fark.
Monday, April 7, 2003
4:36AM - So, I'm vaguely annoyed
I just.... Fandom is chafing my ass. I know this is a blasphemous thing for a wanker to say, but can I ask for FIVE DRAMA FREE FUCKING MINUTES?!?
However, my allergies have eased up a bit. So, yay to that.
But my ass itches.
*pets JF journal* I know, I need to do more posting and less commenting with you, sweetie.
Sleep would be a good thing, probably.
Sunday, March 30, 2003
10:53PM - playing with photoshop
I want to know why Orlando looks like Justin more than Justin looks like him. Pop people, I'm putting a bounty out. You see Justin looking like Orlando, you bring me the pic, and I will make you all the icons you want. Or something.
ETA SOMEONE STOP ME
5:36PM - Open letter
Dear authors,
First off, spell check is not your enemy. Beta readers aren't either. Kindly use both. And, while you're at it, capitalize names and the beginnings of sentences. Nothing worse than an entire story in lower case.
Actually, there are worse things. Blacking out after drinking? Sure, things might be a little fuzzy about the night before, especially if, like me, the character has a hard time waking up and doing the full consciousness thing, but full out not remembering the (surely) life-altering sex of the night before after waking up fully? That's a black out. They're considered a sign of alcoholism. Unless you're of the school of thought that being a lush is sexy, don't do it. And if you are of that school of thought, get psychiatric help, please.
Quick transfer from the school of psychiatry to the school of medicine, anatomy class. If you are deep throating (or, more precisely, your character is), the head of the cock is past the gag reflex and in the throat. Spitting isn't an option. The come will go straight down the throat, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars (unless it's a hooker fic, and even then you may have to consider repricing. $200 is a pretty expensive blow job). The only way you can deep throat without swallowing is if you practice safe sex and that's only cause the condom is stopping it. Got that? Good. Also, for the aforementioned reason, aftertaste when deep throating is pretty minimal. Just something to keep in mind.
I'm sure I'll think of other things later, but that's it for now. Anyone care to add a post script?
Saturday, March 29, 2003
2:23AM - By request
Want them, take them.
Thursday, March 27, 2003
9:10AM - GIP
Because this icon needs to exist.
Wednesday, March 26, 2003
8:28PM - Not really in wrestling fandom anymore, but....
Just cause I can't believe no one's done it yet.
Ah, the joys of recycling.
For the non-wrestling fans, that is a reference to how the World Wrestling Federation lost a lawsuit to the World Wildlife Fund and had to change its name to World Wrestling Entertainment, so the acronym would be different.
Tuesday, March 25, 2003
7:39AM - GIP, again
Because I can't stop making icons. So sad.
Billlllllllllly. *licks*
Monday, March 24, 2003
5:45PM - GIP
Base from katemonkey, tutorial from anatsuno, and really, I did crap here. Ta!
Friday, March 21, 2003
4:02PM - follow up!
They found Elijah. Ok, actually, some gossip columnist did, but... ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD!
Does this mean they all have to stop burning candles?
Also, the world was a better place when I didn't know how to navigate DL. So much better.
AIEEEEEEEEEEE MOODS!!!!!!!! *loves on ZR*
1:38AM - GIP
The one in use, for when people make me do spittakes.
Off of a comment.
Thursday, March 20, 2003
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