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iknowthings - Robert Downey Jr
To: downey@downeyenterprises.com
From: sully.jim@gmail.com
Subject: Betcha didn't think I had your email, huh?
Hola, Señor Roberto!
In light of me being a total cockwad in your office the other day, I'm sending you a friendly email to let you know that Patton's associates have been disposed of. Did you see that fire the other day? Yeah, that was your girl America's boyfriend, Bob. He's pretty hot, and not in the sexy way, dig? Do you ever get those line quizzes from your friends? Do you even have friends? I heard that last year you went month for month with the Maxim cover models, how epic is that. Anyway, the quizzes, yeah. Those ones where people send you a bunch of questions to get to know you or whatever? Despite you being an asshole, I've gotta say I admire you. You're successful, you put Patton down like a rabid dog, you've got a hot feline broad and a hot Greek dude. Anyway, QUIZ. I forget where I'm going, sometimes. Since I've got all the info already, I'm just curious about how much you know.
Jessica Stam:
1. What's her middle name?
2. How old is she?
3. Is she right-handed or left?
4. What's her favourite food?
5. Favourite colour (Okay, I gotta admit, I don't know this one)?
6. How tall is she?
7. What's she allergic to?
8. What's her mother's name?
William Zane:
1. When did he start shaving that awesome head of his?
2. Where did he learn to cook?
3. How far can he project his ability (does it interfere with yours?)?
4. When did he open his first restaurant?
5. What's his favourite style of music?
6. When did his ability manifest itself?
7. Is there ANYONE smarter than him (if you say you're smarter than him, that's a disqualification!)?
8. What did he do before he was a chef?
If you get TEN of these sixteen right, I'll send you a fruit basket. Do you like prickly pears, being a prickly dude yourself? Maybe pineapple would be better... Have an awesome day!
Love,
Jimmy
xoxo
From: sully.jim@gmail.com
Subject: Betcha didn't think I had your email, huh?
Hola, Señor Roberto!
In light of me being a total cockwad in your office the other day, I'm sending you a friendly email to let you know that Patton's associates have been disposed of. Did you see that fire the other day? Yeah, that was your girl America's boyfriend, Bob. He's pretty hot, and not in the sexy way, dig? Do you ever get those line quizzes from your friends? Do you even have friends? I heard that last year you went month for month with the Maxim cover models, how epic is that. Anyway, the quizzes, yeah. Those ones where people send you a bunch of questions to get to know you or whatever? Despite you being an asshole, I've gotta say I admire you. You're successful, you put Patton down like a rabid dog, you've got a hot feline broad and a hot Greek dude. Anyway, QUIZ. I forget where I'm going, sometimes. Since I've got all the info already, I'm just curious about how much you know.
Jessica Stam:
1. What's her middle name?
2. How old is she?
3. Is she right-handed or left?
4. What's her favourite food?
5. Favourite colour (Okay, I gotta admit, I don't know this one)?
6. How tall is she?
7. What's she allergic to?
8. What's her mother's name?
William Zane:
1. When did he start shaving that awesome head of his?
2. Where did he learn to cook?
3. How far can he project his ability (does it interfere with yours?)?
4. When did he open his first restaurant?
5. What's his favourite style of music?
6. When did his ability manifest itself?
7. Is there ANYONE smarter than him (if you say you're smarter than him, that's a disqualification!)?
8. What did he do before he was a chef?
If you get TEN of these sixteen right, I'll send you a fruit basket. Do you like prickly pears, being a prickly dude yourself? Maybe pineapple would be better... Have an awesome day!
Love,
Jimmy
xoxo