LOLTASTIC
Okay, guys, time for a planning session! We already have:

- comm deletions
- admin issues
- mod issues
- finger pointing
- confusion
- more finger pointing
- locked door shenanigans
- various seekrit communities for l33t and n00b alike
- DRAHMA
ETA:
- Injokey mocking icons

To make this the wankiest clusterfuck on the internet, we still need:

- full disclosures
- full denials
- an innuendo laden flame war (that's more than one post, guys!)
- lol BANNINGS
- unbannings
- individual journal deletions
- drama queeny "I'M LEAVING" declarations haha, covered.
- grand reentrances sometime in the future
- grudges carried until the end of time
- more injokey mocking icons
- BOOBIES

To make this REALLY wanky (best wank evah OMG), we'll have to throw in some:

- stalking
- fraud
- identity theft
- SEX

Any other suggestions?