I just picked this book up not more than thirty minutes ago. Otherwise you would have gotten Watchmen, Uncle Tom's Cabin, the Bible, or Fighting Poverty: What Works and What Doesn't.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 56.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next seven sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

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We now have a three-legged black Lab mix puppy at the shelter. He (or she) is very sweet and shy.

ETA: I think I hate Twilight more than I hate SPN now. Shut up shut up shut up shut up God shut up

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/tag/oh+my+god+sarky+tags+noooooooooo!

"Sarky"?

I've noticed some changes around JF! And I have lost my icons on my recent entries page. :( Has anybody else?

Also I found this super-nifty page of election maps - with added cartograms! Groovy.

I was also going to watch this, but I can't find it on the TV. :(

ETA: From ontd_p, NYC crowd singing The Star-Spangled Banner. Cried.

So here I finally am, parked in front of my computer with nachos and poor self-made melted cheese. It was full day and I'm tired, and my feet kind of hurt. But at the time I'm writing this, there's still time to vote (here in MI, at least!) - so if you haven't: VOTE.

I suck at long coherent posts.

( bullet tiems! )

No free food (besides bag lunch - Starbucks, Ben & Jerry's and Krispy Kremes were offering shit) but it's cool.

Technically voting has already begun, but I will link this anyway.

Vote, Americans! Vote, or the Sith win. And the terrorists.

( politics talk )

Anyway, here's an awesome game about the Presidential Campaign. I've won only once on Hard :(

http://mudflats.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/palin-2006-vetting.pdf

63 delicious pages of what Palin did in Alaska.

Photosinesis takes a stand against PJ, and then deletes it. JF community continues to hate him. Like xturtle says: 'Day 1,567: still not king.'

http://www.journalfen.net/community/random_lounge/114584.html

And now that you've got my ire, I dare you to keep this shit up, you crotchgrobbling little toad snapper.

I think I'm in love.

Mmm, wank about SPN fandom or complain about my life? Wank about SPN fandom or complain about my life? let's do both!

I HAVE POISON IVY (a la Gary Oldman from The Professional) EVVVVERRRRYYYYWHEEEERRREEEE!! :C

And also this chick annoys me. 'This chick' is the same one who tallied up how many times Dean called somebody a bitch, whore, slut or skank. That sort of devotion to a cause should only be followed by still watching the show that pissed you off, obviously.

Frankly it annoys me if you hated last season and are still watching SPN.

I've cleaned my room and I have a headache :C

Sarah Palin is a serious moron.

So is this Repub woman on CNN but there you go. Dear God, both the Dem guy and her have way too much plastic surgery.

Also, if any of you guys want to send these links into the media that would be sweet.

Irony is stepping in dog crap, taking off your sandal is scrape off the dog crap, and then stepping with your bare foot again into dog crap.

But there's this wicked ass praying mantis on my screen door, so that's cool.

Oh god I hate my father so fucking much.

Thank you, flist, you are awesome.

Now I'm moving on to the image map, and thanks to this video and the wonderfully delicious web developer add-on, I've got it down except for one thing: in the tutorial you define the links first using html, and then you change the style to CSS to create the imap. Uhh... the overwrite area in S2 allows just CSS, right?

The only stuff I've found proves that HTML is needed, while CSS just makes everything a bit prettier.

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And ooooh, this is nifty. You should be able to see mine here.

ETA: Oh, and I'm going to rec Zoho, because you can do a lot of things online through it (Word, Powerpoint, Wiki, etc) and it's just neat.

Flist, help. What sort of word programs do you have? I still have Microsoft Word 2000 on this computer, and I despise it, simply because it's ugly. Shallow, I know. I like Microsoft 2007, but I was wondering if anyone had any different suggestions.

And their website is being a dick about downloading it for a trial, anyway >:(

ETA: Does anyone know an overwrite to get rid of this thing?

This gory scene of cake desecration was brought to you by Sep's birthday. All shall love him and despair.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=184086

God bless you, Jon Stewart.

I'm so defensive over Rove dissing Richmond. It's fucking Richmond, you twat! RICHMOND. FUCKING RICHMOND! And fucking O'Reilly, that son of a bushel of ~pinheads~; smug just pours off of him like a wave of shit and bile gushing out of a ruptured dam. Christ. "Biased" news media, Hannity, you shit. I want to punch your unusually large face. Anyway. Yes. Hopefully I won't post a lot of furious rants about politics in the coming race. It doesn't thrill me.

I love all of Jon's "Hmm. hmm. hmm." sounds. Do they make Jon Stewart posters?

*plays it again and again and again*