Sister's birthday was pretty cool. I got drunk; I therefore consider the party a success. She's recently adopted a kitten - his name is Oscar. He bites, farts, and attacks your feet. The rest of him is perfectly adorable.

I found a dress for the cruise. Go me!

And how are you?

ETA: Why am I mentioned so much in the comments of this post? And it's hard to defend meme's amusement factor when memers are being not-funny or just general serious-business, self-obsessed twats all over the place in FW_secret in the name of meme.