For some reason, the look on his face just says "SOMEONE JUST GRABBED MY ASS!" to me.

rotten_fish DID just grab his ass.

I KNEW IT.

That girl is a MENACE.

I heard a rumor she's also JDM's ex-wife. TRUFAX.

I HAZ TEH PROOF

PROOF! PROOF! INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF!

oh my god D:

Fishgirl will give me nightmares :(

This macro was a success! Mission complete! \o.

And OMG SOMEONE TOOK MY ARM!

wasn't me

/o//

I NEVER SLEPT WITH THAT MAN

Apparently he's been in a motorcycle gang and never really wanted to be an actor. This is what meme tells me. IT'S GETTING HARD TO HATE HIM NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Does it help that the scar on his face is from the time he tried to rescue a chick from being beaten up by her boyfriend, and the chick coldcocked him with a bottle?

THAT. IS. AWESOME. I've never seen him in anything and don't find him terribly attractive at all, but I think I might be in love with him a little bit right now.

Right? Right?!

He cooks, too. I'd hit it so hard.

Ah, but how good is he at pastries? Because that's what really counts, you know.

Sadly, I have been informed by my brother-in-law to be (who is a professional chef) that confectioners are sissies. Since JDM has been known to ride around on motorcycles and rescue damsels, he is no sissy. Ergo, I must conclude he cannot bake.

This logical fallacy has been brought to you by Gatorade, and my allergy medication.

He's very proud of his pastries!

Heh. These pictures are kinda cute. Sorta. And I hate myself for thinking that.
You do realise that you have just called him a sissy, though, right?

Whyyyyyyyyy do you do this, Mindset? YOU WERE MY FRIEND.

...Okay, yeah, that's adorable. ADORABLE! Damn you!

LIES. LIES ON THE INTERNET.

I would never be so tasteless! >:(

You know, I thought I had the sound turned off on my laptop, but I look at the picture and I can hear the quacking.

Amazing.

It amuses me to no end that "People Who Look Vaguely Like Ducks" has consistently gotten more votes than the Duckster himself.

I'm laughing, but inside I am going ">:("

Look at it this way, though: if you count all the votes for "People Who Look Vaguely Like Ducks" as votes for Jenny, then he's in third place! Go him!

JENNY DESERVES MORE THAN ANYONE HAS EVER GIVEN HIM.



JUST LOOK AT HIS ~*BEAUTIFUL TEARS*~ OVER THIS HORRIBLE BETRAYAL.

AHAHAHAHAHA! I LAUGH AT HIS FAKE TEARS! HIS FAKE TEARS ARE LIKE FAKE CANDY! OR POSSIBLY DUCK A L'ORANGE! MMMMMMMMMMMM TEARS!

YOU ARE SO VERY CRUEL

CRUEL CRUEL WOMAN

(and that's what you're missing in Devour, so you should see it and lol with me!)

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON? NO RLY. I PITY YOU.

DO NOT ASK FOR WHOM HE CRIES A SINGLE MANLY TEAR



FOR HE CRIES FOR YOU, PUI T___________________________________T FOR YOU.

Y'know, from that angle, he looks sort of like someone spat one of those tiny white watermelon seeds at him and it stuck to his face just under his eye.

I hope someday you take him seriously, Pui. God knows he deserves it. >:|

I'd like to take him seriously someday, but it's really hard when he keeps walking around with watermelon seeds on his face. :(

I would, because I love him, but oh, Karl Urban.

Next time for Jensen.

I get the feeling that Jensen and Karl are going to always be bridesmaids and never be brides, the poor things.

I'm silently judging you, Snax.