I stimulated the economy so hard today. Gotta buy those decorations for my dad's bday.

I'm probably the only one who watches Fox News on my flist (and I don't do it willingly), so I have to ask: is any other station calling these people ripped off by the Madoff dude 'victims'? It kind of pisses me off. Since I was also watching Fox News then, I'm pretty sure they never called the so-called poor people who lost their homes at the beginning of the crash 'victims.' I even remember them being name-dropping minorities in their blame game.

So people all over the country lose their jobs or their health insurance or their pension or inflation becomes to much or maybe some other fucker like Madoff takes them for a ride, and they lose their home because they can no longer pay for it. This is packaged as 'they bought houses they couldn't afford and the bank screwed them over.' They aren't labeled 'victims.' They're just stupid poor people (who are probably minorities) who dared to want to own their own home.

Why aren't these Madoff people being called idiots? Is it because a relatively small group of people were fucked by a "conspiracy" that was carried on the shoulders of one man? Or that they go the tv and make sad faces? Aren't they idiots for not seeing through Madoff's plot? Isn't that Libertarian thinking? "You weren't prepared for natural disasters, fuck you! You weren't prepared for your investor theiving your money, tough titties! You weren't prepared to lose your job or your insurance refusing to cover your cancer treatment, guess you should have put your money in Canadian banks! Fucking sorry!"

Honestly, I have nothing against those people. It sucks. But it just annoys me that this is AN OUTRAGE and so many people are so poor they don't even get a chance to invest shit. It's only a tragedy when the rich lose their money. The poor are just poor.

The news emerged as Hector Sants, the chief executive of the Financial Services Authority (FSA), warned the City to be "frightened" as he pledged an era of more intrusive and direct regulation.

Mr Sants said the City watchdog would move away from a box-ticking culture in a "fundamental" change in its philosophy.

He added: "There is a view that people are not frightened of the FSA. I can assure you this is a view that I am determined to correct – people should be very frightened of the FSA." - BBC

Oh, and they didn't have enough REGULATIONS. Golly, goverment regulations were piss poor and missed this huge scandal! THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY. Who thinks we didn't need more regulations? WHO? Maybe we can blame them for this going on so long!

Anyway. It just infuriates me, the word. Victim. Ugh.

Also on the 'shit pissing me off' list: Hayter the hater. AKA Watchmen movie's scriptwriter. He wants Watchmen to rape and mutilate you. And you know you like it.

All this time, you’ve been waiting for a director who was going to hit you in the face with this story. To just crack you in the jaw, and then bend you over the pool table with this story. With its utterly raw view of the darkest sides of human nature, expressed through its masks of action and beauty and twisted good intentions. Like a fry-basket full of hot grease in the face. Like the Comedian on the Grassy Knoll. I know, I know...

You say you don't like it. You say you've got issues. I get it.

And yet... You'll be thinking about this film, down the road. It'll nag at you. How it was rough and beautiful. How it went where it wanted to go, and you just hung on. How it was thoughtful and hateful and bleak and hilarious. And for Jackie Earle Haley.

Trust me. You'll come back, eventually. Just like Sally.

Don't be such a whiny cunt, Hayter. Your dialogue was shit and you should feel like shit. It's not our fault YOUR MOVIE SUCKED.

Oh, and 'just like Sally'? Oh, ha ha, SHE WENT BACK TO HER RAPIST. HA HA HA HA. That's soooooooooooooooooo funny. You're like so witty and edgy and oh my god i want to be just like you when i grow up durrrr de durp durp durp

FUCK YOU, GUY!

May your balls wither and die.

Also, this? I'm talking to the Snake fans. LOL DESPERATE FOR A PITY FUCK!HAYTER. I'M SORRY NO ONE CARES :(

And I'm not saying I ever liked the parts in Watchmen that had to do with Sally/Comedian, and omgzzz the movie just fucked it or Hayter is hayter I hayte very muych. I didn't. I fucking hate it. I don't like Alan Moore for it, or any of his other weird, disturbing issues with sex and women. The funny thing is in one interview with him he's like, "I meant Rorschach to be disliked and freaky, but so many people come up to me like I AM RORSCHACH!!! and I'm like, omg whoa. Because, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I forgotten that to many comics fans smelling and not having a girlfriend is actually cool!" Yeah, right, Moore, you are Rorschach and all his freaky ass issues with sex and violence. Seriously, though, everytime I get the part where Sally kisses the picture of the Comedian I start yelling, "No! No! NO! NO!" And Lost Girls is just fucking OUT THERE. Dude's got problems.

The difference here is Moore is a good writer that didn't write this metaphor, and Hayter is a bad writer and did. You're glib, David, you're glib, and you are not JEH's pimp. Stop whoring him out because he, unlike you, was actually good at his job. Unless you are JEH's pimp. If you are: how much?

Anyway, what a prick. NOW I WILL NEVER SEE WATCHMEN AGAAAAAAAIN. OH HOW I SHALL MISS THE GIANT BLUE PENIS. I LOVED HIM MOST OF ALL T_______________T AND HOW WILL I LIVE WITHOUT THE SLOW MOTION IN MY LIFE??? SSSSSLLLLLLLLOOOOOO--------MMMMMMOOOOOOOO TTTTTTTEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSS *crotch punch*

Also I had this really freaking awesome dream a few nights ago. I won't go into it because it was so dorky and silly, but I will say it featured Garcia from CM, Duck from the Magical Incestuous Adventures of Duck And Potato, and the voice of Burnie Burns, who made Red vs Blue happen, and also voices Church. I'm such a dork.



(but seriously, it kicked ass and you all should be jealous)

(also now I am thinking about what it would be like to rape Jackie Earl Haley. Well played, David Hayter, well played)