Well, my parents came up this weekend so my Dad and I could "talk" our problems out. It was hellish and horrific.
A few weeks ago I found some old Harry Potter fanfic I wrote before the 6th book came out. So that would make it... 4 or so years old? yeah. And it's not that good, but it made me laugh so I'm posting it here. And no, I don't remember what the plot was, besides there was a Mary Sue (DiGald character) and she was hunting the creature that was after Hermione? And it was Harry/Susan Bones. I think. Idk. This bit's only seven pages long, and I'm pretty sure I never actually wrote the rest.
Prepare yourself for Harry angst!
Yeah... I hope those author notes were not supposed to be for other people. o noes foreshadowing.
Hagrid's present was Sirius' motorcycle :] i do remember that.
Oh, yes, and I had written a part about the yo-yo. It's a Portkey that takes them to secret areas based on where the string is put and whether there's a full moon, or something. They use it in the basement of Riddle's old orphanage. Oh, and it transports them through time! Why, I don't remember, but there was a Quest for a large part of the outline. And Crookshanks helps them figure out mysteries! Because he's part Kniffle or whatever that treasure-seeking animal is. Reading this again, I think it was probably a sort of nifty fanfic. But weird.
And Ron was reading Dark Arts stuff that was delivered to him by a strange benefactor. But Ron isn't evil! He just wanted to help Harry :( I know, it's awful.