|Name:||THE POISSON MUST BE FRESH!|
Made by breecita, with love and exasperation (proabably)
Occasionally, I say something funny. Also, I friend and defriend on a whim. And my journal is free for anyone to comment on, friended or not. Except anonymous, because of this. No offense, nonnies; I love you, but I dislike spammers.
I am, however, horrible at commenting back to people. I apologize in advance, and if I miss your comment it was probably just because I was busy chugging cocks, and not because I hate you or anything.
"Flexible Squares: JF-style" layout from Mindset, and she and White Serpent helped me a lot to get my coding right. Paid for by NPR and viewers like you.
You're sorta stuck where you are.
But in your dreams you can buy expensive cars,
or live on mars and have it your way.
And you hate your boss at your job.
Well, in your dreams you can blow his head off.
In your dreams - show no mercy...
Things to know about me:
1. I love Becky.
2. I also love Thornstar.
3. I am Zachary Quinto.
(two of these are lies :( )
heard Over-saw? Fuck this shit, this is some funny stuff that made me laugh when I go through backtracking.
narcissam: You mean I'm *not* crawling around on people's lawns with a pair of binoculars?
puipui: Well, shit. If that wasn't you then who the hell was it?
moonpigeon: *pays attention to sandyclaws68*
moonpigeon: You're just angry because there's no rotten_fish fandom.
rotten_fish: You lie. There totally is a rotten_fish fandom.
moonpigeon: Then where are all the rotten_fish slash comms?
ecchaniz0r: pls make it stop
sepiamagpie: Dude... I'd take the money. Fuck y'all.
rotten_fish: You... traitor.
sepiamagpie: You're just jealous you're not a mod too.
Skittering Mouse: ... it's... it's beautiful. Like a patchwork quilt of snark and lolz. ♥
wankprophet: Lots of the people with actual accounts are also suffering from the same disease, though, especially on otf_wank of late. It's apparently contagious, virulent, and oddly boring for a virulently contagious thing.
phosfate: I feel really bad now. You whiny little fuckstick.
phosfate: ...it doesn't change the fact that both Malfoy fans and feminists are human beings. Look at in that light, the difference ceases to exist.
Petfucker, are you for real?
ashenmote: Look, it's nice that you feel at home like this, but who the fuck is Corbin? Maybe you all know each other by RL names or speshul nicknames in your shipper clubs and that's fine, but it would help a lot if you refer to people by username over here.
smo: The moral of this story is: dammit, now I want ice cream.
miss_padfoot: I hear they chop up little Irish kids and put them in the ice cream.
Would they call it "Modestly Proposed Ice Cream" then?
darthmaligna: As a response to the bitching, Ben & Jerry's should make an ice cream called "Potato Surprise." The surprise is that when you open the lid, the carton is empty.
memii: As an addendum, I kept expecting the last post to be "The Aristocrats!"
xero_sky: He put his hoohoo in your hawhaw.
All this technical language just confuses me.
skewed_tartan: I thought it was the hawhaw goes into the hoohoo myself.
pokecheck: The hoohoo and the hawhaw made me heehee.
sennet: Oh, I know she's famous for it. I think I missed BJR's hurricane walk by a day or so due to a ten-day power outage.
I should have walked faster. Damn.
sepiamagpie: Jogged, maybe.
sennet: Or powerwalked.
sepiamagpie: A nice, healthy amble. I really hope amble is a word like I think it is.
pokecheck: Amble until you spot the wild twinkies in the forest. Then you change your pace to "forage."
platedlizard: Along with a brisk morning swim across the Mississippi!
pokecheck: Don't forget to snatch up any fish you might see in the river! You know, live off the laaaaaand while you walk away from that hurricane.
Oar: Also, feel free to leave behind any of your sick or elderly relatives. Survival of the fittest, after all!
sorchar: And the children! For once, it's okay not to think of the children!
On the subject of Hellfire...
la_viv: I, for one, wish she would simply create one thread called FUCKING TOWELHEADS! and be done with it. It'd save a lot of time.
phosfate: Wait...her dad's a Muslim, then?
ruaki: ... The acronyms in this fandom confuse the shit out of me. What happened to the good ol' days of nonsense name melding?
aruru: I say we label it all as OMGWTF shipping and be done with it. *nods sagely*
blackjackrocket: Every time I've tried to make my own appointments, I've been told that it would be super expensive. My mom doesn't tell me anything. She's an idiot.
amasaglajax: Goodness, it bred true.
wankismyfandom: I spontaneously had your baby for this comment, but then I had to leave it behind so I could outwalk a hurricane.
nebbieq: I'm still waiting on the apology for running over my kitten in 98.
mouseykins: Damnit, nebbieq, can't you take "sorry about your rat thing" as an answer?
nlb_muffin: More like, "Sorry if your rat thing scuttled under my tires as I was driving by while posting on LJ via my Sidekick."
jat_sapphire: Persians being bathed look like they've met the Dementor and you are It.
isobelsomething: I thought that it was a dead cat that was currently getting paper mache'd across the torso.
On the subject of Ms Scribe
sepimagpie: What's she done that would need the authorities, my little mouse?
puipui: Dude, she was mean on the internet. Isn't that some sort of international crime?
sepiamagpie: We'll need at least a SWAT team!
puipui: Quick, call the CIA! Call MI5! Call James Bond!
THE INTERNET IS SURROUNDED! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
sepiamagpie: "AHH! SHE'S PELTING US WITH DIRTY SOCKS! RUN"
On the subject of Snape
tunxeh: I don't know, he seems pretty masterful at baiting Harry.
Anonymous: He master baits Harry?
stella_polaris: Why, oh why, is this fandom so fucked up?
Okay it's large and it consists of PEOPLE. That would explain it.
mariagoner: That was truly our greatest moment. Or perhaps our darkest hour. Here at Fandom Wank, I always get triumph and degredation mixed up.
annabelle_lee: No wonder we can't have nice things.
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