Premarital sex is a sin, and so is everything else. Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in the "Post It Like a Polaroid Picture" journal:
December 2nd, 2006
09:45 pm

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She's a Geek
So I called my friend F to trill that Peter Sagal mentioned me today on NPR's "Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me."

"RLY?" She said. "And did I tell you that when I was in NYC last week I had drinks with that actor you like? Y'know, whatshisname... Alan Rickman?"

*suppresses textual rage*

SHE ALWAYS TOPS ME. SHE IS ALSO TALLER AND BLONDER.

h0r.

Also, much love for sundry pseucides in sundry fandoms, as reported in sundry wank communities. I live online, which is why I'm not in fucking NYC having drinks with fucking Alan Rickman.

So.

Current Mood: Bitch Slapped

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January 15th, 2005
12:48 am

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WTF, LJ is ded. They killed LJ, the bastards.

Now I'm reduced to watching "Dances with Wolves" on Bravo.

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March 10th, 2004
01:25 am

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It Is What It Is
The little man in my icon is lonely, so here's some text to keep him company.

Three things worth mentioning:

1) San Francisco's new Apple Store is crack. I spent $200 there today, and I don't even own a Mac.

2) Free Martha Stewart. It's a filthy job, but somebody has to do it.

3) While we're at it, free Lucius Malfoy. Because sometimes a blond deserves a break.

Current Mood: E-V-O-L
Current Music: Keening from the inner chamber

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