Theory on Leisure
Leisure is something I don't have because other people have too much of it.

That's a fact of life I realized a week ago when someone stole the company flag. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a replacement for something like that? Luckily, I wasn't the one hunting flag-makers down. Unfortunately, I was the one taking up our flag-maker-hunter's duties while she was doing her thing.

I don't have leisure because I spend my days solving problems that shouldn't exist in the first place.

May the miserable little thief will suffer all eternity in captivity with a gigantic Tinky-Winky. Like, I don't even have time to lead my own life let alone go around stealing traffic signs or anything like that which I equal to stealing flags.

Congrats, if you read through and understood this. That's more than I can say.