How Boromir Didn't Die
I've only posted a few times--but not anything to warrant iwank.
caffinebunny posts a fic on fanfiction.net called How Boromir Didn't Die. In her first chapter she states: Ummm... This is my first story, and I know it sucks. You don't need to tell me that. Constructive criticism is very welcome, but flames will be included in the next chapter (if any) with spelling corrections and notes on the correct grammar to use while being an inconsiderat little git.
So what happens when she gets a review that she deems a flame? Why wank, m'dear. And a lot of it.
I.H.N. leaves a long review stating that while she enjoyed the fic, she thought a few area's needed a little improvement.
caffinebunny/caffeinebunny will have none of this: Stick to making points which refer to the thing you are writing a critique about. Do not patronise the person you are criticising if you want a polite response, or at least a response that does not tell you where you can go stick your comments (where the monkey put his nut springs to mind. I told you I wasn’t being polite.)
I.H.N. posts a review in response to this, and what does our little Caffinated Bunny do?
Flips. Her. Shit.
Looky! The whiny twat came back! I love this. I can insult it and, like those never-fall-down punch bags for kids, it comes back for another kick in the teeth! (I have to say it, because it thinks I'll hunt it down and fire-bomb it with all the 0% of my time actually spent caring what it thinks. Maybe if it learned SPaG I'd care a little more... [thinks.] Well, maybe not.)
It's at this point that GAFF get its hands on it
Things quickly get interesting. GAFFer's flame caffeinebunny's LJ, and anxiously await her appearance in the thread on GAFF. Caffeinebunny continues her protest of LOOK at how HARD I'm LAUGHING. See? HAHAHAHA! I'm LAUGHING so HARD! This doesn't bother me AT ALL!
Things are bound to be interesting.
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