...I am way too amused by bad summaries on ff.net. My current favorite:
Eagle, in a heartbreak, finally says to Hikaru: "Maybe it's wrong to say please love me too, coz I know you'll never do. Somebody else is waiting there inside for you. Maybe it's wrong to love you more each day, coz I know he's here to stay..."

I mean, the hell? Yes, I know when I get dumped by one of my lovers for my other lover, I break out into badly written and spelled songs. Doesn't everyone?

And come on. Can anyone honestly tell me that Hikaru and Lantis and Eagle don't look quite ready to settle down into a happy threesome at the end of the Rayearth II manga? Admittedly, in the anime, that probably isn't true. Besides, necrophilia is so not my thing.