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[Sep. 29th, 2007|12:22 am] |
Harry Potter and the Witch's Cave
This movie is a lot like Harry Potter, except everyone has bad Australian accents.
Sirius Black is there, but he seems to be married to Fleur who is now brunette. Aberforth is also there, but instead of goats he has a big fish. Ginny is the same as usual, except now she has blonde hair and looks kind of like Scarlett Johansson.
They have the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, except the only hostage is the Virgin Mary.
More stuff happens after that but it's dumb so I forgot.
The good parts of this movie are the location and the best character who is played by a horse. The bad part is, nothing happened like finding a dead body or projectile vomiting blueberries.
I also enjoyed the epilogue, where Harry Potter became a priest and then died! The end. |
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Best review ever! Seriously, much better to have read this than have actually seen the movie. :)
That's totally what the epilogue of DH should have been. | |
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