BiTe ME: Cuz Vampire Romance Iz Srz Bzns summary and progress update
Yes, I have begun yet another book, but unlike the rest this is a one shot and I'm not trying for novel length so it can be done whenever I feel I've written all there needs to be written for it. It's taken the top spot for everything I'm writing for now and I've even gone so far as making a badly photo shopped cover for it. I'll probably share that later, like the next time I remember it has been forever since I've updated on JF.
If you can't tell from the title this is meant to be a parody, for me it's a way to save my mind while trying to read the dreck that is Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. I find the story and characters just full of fail so far and I'm only about 50 pages in to what is 325 pages long. I doubt BiTe ME is going to be that long. Maybe if I changed the print size it could be... But I regress. My parody is just my way of poking fun at it and just be silly with it. It is rather devoid of any plot, even after 2,000 words and I don't see it getting any better. But seeing what my inspiration is it's probably not that surprising. But it has vampires and werewolves and a special snowflake heroine and takes place in Washington State and mosquitoes rule, yo. Srzly, they do.
BiTe ME
Word Count: 2,139
If you can't tell from the title this is meant to be a parody, for me it's a way to save my mind while trying to read the dreck that is Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. I find the story and characters just full of fail so far and I'm only about 50 pages in to what is 325 pages long. I doubt BiTe ME is going to be that long. Maybe if I changed the print size it could be... But I regress. My parody is just my way of poking fun at it and just be silly with it. It is rather devoid of any plot, even after 2,000 words and I don't see it getting any better. But seeing what my inspiration is it's probably not that surprising. But it has vampires and werewolves and a special snowflake heroine and takes place in Washington State and mosquitoes rule, yo. Srzly, they do.
BiTe ME
Word Count: 2,139