So late!
THE RULES:
1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favourite lyric to your current favourite song. Or your favourite kind of sandwich. Or your favourite breed of tropical fish/kind of bug/breed of dog. Something random. Whatever you like.
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
3. Update your JF with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be asked, you will ask them five questions.

1. What's your favorite part of the body to draw?
The face. In second place would be the back.
2. Which other wanka do you sekritly aspire to be when you grow up?
Shhhh, don't tell anyone:
...sepiamagpie ._.
3. If you were a cat macro, which cat macro would you be?

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4. What's the funniest thing you've witnessed in the past month?
Exhibit A: LJ: when viral marketing scheme go awry? (screenshot)
Exhibit B:

The Fox News report on YouTube: They did it for what they call lulz.
Bonus image!

also see icon *points*
5. If you ran the internets what one rule/law would you enact?
That's an easy one. Web developers would be required to beat the html tag soup mess they call their final output. So you can program in Java and PHP and shit? Do us all a favor and make sure that in the end, what it produces is something that isn't SO FUCKING BLOATED. Web 2.0! Translation: oh exploitable!databases and kludged html.
Penalty for breaking this law: Being forced to browse the intertubes with Internet Exloper 4 for a year.

To be fair, I see what happens to the "new media" team at our company. The motto they live by is "Make it work and quickly! Ignore any glaring errors and wait for someone else to find it. WHen they do, slap bandaids on them! Time is money."
Which is why I'm glad I don't work with them. Especially since they have such a douchenozzle for a boss.