Nope, I've got nothing.

\o/

2009-11-20T17:41:20Z

I know a Twitter layout isn't much more than a background image, but hey I updated my Twitter layout.

Based on the subject matter alone, it has now been upgraded to AWESOME *\o/*

Hey flist hey

2009-08-15T05:57:53Z

What's going on? :D?

Why must it be Monday

2009-07-20T19:44:21Z

This may be the best Harry Potter fic I have ever read.

On a related note, I saw Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

That is all.

That image meme

2009-07-13T17:29:35Z

I'm not one to turn down an image meme. The hard part was choosing just ten ;-;

Meme found by way of guminudli

Post ten of any pictures currently on your hard drive that you think are self-expressive.

NO CAPTIONS!!! It must be like we're speaking with images and we have to interpret your visual language just like we have to interpret your words.

They must ALREADY be on your hard drive - no googling or flickr! They have to have been saved to your folders sometime in the past. They must be something you've saved there because it resonated with you for some reason.

You do NOT have to answer any questions about any of your pictures if you don't want to. You can make them as mysterious as you like. Or you can explain them away as much as you like.

Enormous NASA image of sky

Another large image

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Claymore post!

2009-07-04T05:41:59Z

You guys, oh my god. The latest Claymore chapter ended too soon. I must know what happens next! Not gonna lie, I was mesmerized by the batshit awesome reactions of Riful in this one panel.

And then, on closer inspection, I figured out WHY:

BRICKS WERE SHAT.

Spotted!

2009-06-29T17:20:08Z

This Saturday while going to look at cars for sale, I saw this on the road:

Not only are these twin wolves, it's twin wolves howling at twin moons. The viewer is challenged: is the baying duo really mirror images of one lone wolf? Or is this enigmatic pair playing out their scene on some exotic, two-mooned planet?

I'm really sad I didn't get a photo of this amazing Ninja Turtle bus I spotted, though.
Oh, and by tonight, I'll have a sort-of-new car \:D/

I'll just leave this here, and show myself out.

2009-06-24T09:38:27Z

Normally I live under the internet equivalent of a rock, but what the fuck, I'm going to delurk for a change.

This is for the recipients of said Butthurt Report: Seriously, you people who are acting like putting a goddamn warning on your non-con-vore-chan-fic or whatever is tantamount to oppression of artistic expression need to fucking get a ladder and climb over yourselves. How can you be so lacking in self-awareness that you don't get how fucking entitled you sound? NOT EVERYONE EXPERIENCES LIFE THE SAME WAY YOU DO.

Yeah, I'm staying the fuck out of this shitstorm because I already know I lack the patience the people like impertinence have shown so far.

However, do feel free to take this report, along with a heaping side of SHUT THE FUCK UP :D

[ETA]: Now with more butthurt :D

Oh shi

2009-05-09T20:58:54Z

I've been puttering around the house, singing under my breath:

"COPYRIGHT DEADPOOOOOOL
USE THIS AND I'LL SUEEEEEEEEE"

… What have I become? :D:

This is amazing _

2009-03-16T19:58:13Z

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=6948807&x=RRAAAARRL

RRAAAARRL

Counts down days...

2007-12-18T19:09:08Z

4 more work days until vacation. \o/

(Well, technically it's 3 1/2)

:D

2007-12-10T19:42:28Z

TWO MORE WEEKS
Until Vacation.

Jumping the gun!

2007-12-05T06:22:35Z

Less than three weeks to my vacation! We're going to California for Christmas.
*\o/*

Icon meme!

2007-10-22T08:00:06Z

User pics - we use them, we love them, and love to admire other's. Let's dig a little bit deeper into this...

Comment on this post. I will choose seven userpics from your profile and you will explain what they mean and why you are using them. Post this along with your answers in your own journal so others can play along.

O:< spartaaaa

The original image I found on macrochan. It made me giggle like a sociopath, so I had to make an icon of it.

sh 3 - yey

In Silent Hill 3, you can unlock a ridiculous "Transformation" costume for Heather. It also gives her special powers like lazers that shoot out of her eyes or some shit. When you choose the outfit in your inventory, she has a whole transformation ~*~sequence~*~

LOL INTERNET

This is from some goofy Naruto comic I did a while ago about Orochimaru being spanked on the back of the head with a volleyball. :D:

cheers bitch

This is from a shoop I did of Dave Chapelle living it up with the Silent Hill nurses. It is essentially pointless.

:) hb happy bear

This is a bit character from Harvey Birdman Attorney-at-Law: a bear that always looks happy and whose only line was been some "meep" sound every once in a while.

O_o superjail

Adult Swim had the Night of a Thousand Pilots or some crap. One of the pilots was Superjail, which was my favorite. Who knows if it will ever be a show.

This shit is delicious.

The original image was a cat savaging and devouring a sausage (at least I hope that's what it was) which at the time amused me enough to make an icon.

So, you know the drill.

Question:

2007-10-07T04:24:11Z

Where do you report linking errors when the support link goes to an error page? jf_tech? I post it here for now: the Paid Accounts link in the left sidebar goes to a 404. D:

Fresh! :D

2007-10-03T06:28:28Z

So this is what the upgraded JF Post Entry page looks like! Sweet! And there is my plain HTML TAB at the upper right! Kickass!

I don't know about you, but it was easy breezy to figure out, swear to god. I better put an italicized link somewhere so we know it all works. Some people, I guess they found it a little hard to find before splooging out their tag soup. The more you know ♥

It totally does! Yeah!

I will laugh like a fucking loon and commit seppuku in shame if this entry sharts out.

Test Environment:
Firefox v 2.0.0.7 for Mac OS 10.4.10 on a 2 GHz Intel Core Duo 15" MacBook Pro with a resolution of 1440 x 900px

:O

2007-09-24T17:45:28Z

1.The Daily Puppy is where I visit if I want a d'awwwwwwwwwwww moment. For example, Wankel, a shiba inu puppy (lol wankel :D:) is so loldorable I want to smuggle him into my house via the intertubes. Even though he looks like he might be up to no good.
And this longhaired dachshund is the spitting image of my old dog Nadja. I miss her ;_;

2. I just finished reading Monster. If you like suspense I think you'll find it incredibly addictive and hard to stop reading. I think you should give it a chance even if you don't like manga. I'm probably going to watch the anime next.

3. I'm almost finished Season 1 of Dexter. Netflix better step on it and send me my next DVD. If you've heard of the series, have you read the book it's based on? Is it worth a read?

Torchwood

2007-09-16T20:33:53Z

I finally saw Torchwood and found it to be amusing cheezy sci-fi and yes, I would totally watch it again.

:D:

Oh hay here's a meme I FORGOT ABOUT. :D:

2007-09-12T22:40:03Z

Hi there, I have the attention span of a gnat!

From pishbadlarr

Pay It Forward: I will send a handmade gift to the first 5 people who leave a comment here on my blog. I don't yet know what that gift will be, but you will receive it within 365 days. The only thing you have to do in return is "pay it forward" by making a similar agreement on your blog.

And I'm adding on: If you so choose to pay it forward. I'm not going to make anyone :P And I'll make it something tailored to your interests as best I can.

So late!

2007-08-18T22:37:05Z

THE RULES:
1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favourite lyric to your current favourite song. Or your favourite kind of sandwich. Or your favourite breed of tropical fish/kind of bug/breed of dog. Something random. Whatever you like.
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
3. Update your JF with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and offer to ask someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be asked, you will ask them five questions.

1. What's your favorite part of the body to draw?
The face. In second place would be the back.
2. Which other wanka do you sekritly aspire to be when you grow up?
Shhhh, don't tell anyone:
...sepiamagpie ._.
3. If you were a cat macro, which cat macro would you be?

+

4. What's the funniest thing you've witnessed in the past month?
Exhibit A: LJ: when viral marketing scheme go awry? (screenshot)
Exhibit B:

The Fox News report on YouTube: They did it for what they call lulz.
Bonus image!

also see icon *points*
5. If you ran the internets what one rule/law would you enact?
That's an easy one. Web developers would be required to beat the html tag soup mess they call their final output. So you can program in Java and PHP and shit? Do us all a favor and make sure that in the end, what it produces is something that isn't SO FUCKING BLOATED. Web 2.0! Translation: oh exploitable!databases and kludged html.
Penalty for breaking this law: Being forced to browse the intertubes with Internet Exloper 4 for a year.

To be fair, I see what happens to the "new media" team at our company. The motto they live by is "Make it work and quickly! Ignore any glaring errors and wait for someone else to find it. WHen they do, slap bandaids on them! Time is money."
Which is why I'm glad I don't work with them. Especially since they have such a douchenozzle for a boss.

The design "snob" in me

2007-08-15T18:38:05Z

Even if LJ has craptastic customer support and an intentionally wishy-washy TOS, there was no way I would've jumped ship and headed for Insane Journal. Simply because that is some serious fug design going on there and the edgy "asylum" theme makes me cringe. D:

I still invite ~*~Rachel~*~ (LJ's latest and not so greatest addition to the team) to DIAF for general brainlessness. I don't get why people in that LJ Biz post were all "ZOMG UR THE BEST ♥ ♥". I'm going to conclude it's a hootenanny of brown-nosing. EW.

>:(

Icons.

2007-08-14T22:30:54Z

I haven't made any new ones in months. While I can always come up with images for the bases and the right shitacular fonts to slap on them, I suck at coming up with "witticisms" to voice just exactly my mood at the time of hitting that POST button. Or at least ones I'm happy with.

Oh I know, I'll resort to using :D and D:

...Halp?

Icon related

Oh.

2007-08-11T06:48:48Z

I just realized that if more people friend me I may have to post something resembling content. Oops. D:

Oh hay, how about some fun with Photoslop instead? I think I can promise that.

...

2007-07-16T17:19:01Z

I remember when Fandom Wank was funny :(

Oh hooray for business trips.

2007-05-17T06:55:36Z

I'm in Denver for a week. I SHOULD BE THRILLED WITH THIS, but right now I'm not feeling it. There's supposed to be some awesome comic book store around here, though.

Icons!

2007-05-15T06:46:27Z

Oh fuck, I finally updated me some icons!

This right here is my current favorite. Yays!