Herr Muther: *stares at Doc*
Doc: *alarmed shifty eyes*
Me: I like how she just looks at you adoringly.
Doc: I wish she wouldn't.
Herr Muther: Doc's so pretty.
Doc: That's about the worst thing you could have said.
Me: Noo. "I like your skin"
Doc: That's the worst thing.
Herr Muther: *confused look, then finally says* I like her HAIR...
Doc: MOM STOP

And that is your scene from my life.