Recently being filled with rejection by my dog, who will fling herself around with wild abandon no matter who comes in the door, except me. She won't even get off the sofa to say hi. Or look at me.

After a bout of bitching on twitter, because it is the World's Most Trivial Concern, I decided to set up some new Wii stuff. Then my grandma called.

So I'm laying on the floor talking to her and the dog decides 'Enough is enough! I shall not let my human feel this way any longer!' and comes to attack my face, starting with licking my ear and then going for my mouth.

Grandma: "Why are you screaming?"