Snacky says his name is 'Hocaine'
I did something I'm not too proud of today, flist. I'm told confession is good for the soul, so here it is. Please don't judge me too harshly:

I was so desperate for science-type crime shows today to make up for my months long dry spell, I uh, I bought a season of CSI: Miami.

I'd make a pun here and take off my glasses, but I suck at those so let's just say I did and call it even.