Glitter Princess Sparkleboots

Hey everybody!

Does anyone remember Venus de Milo, the female ninja turtle?

Oh, I bet you do! But here's a refresher.

There was a live-action TMNT show once! And they decided that the turtles needed a female character. Not to really add a character, but just so they could argue over who could tap that shell.

After they made a big deal of announcing that despite all of them coming from the same petstore and the same tank, somehow they were all completely unrelated now and forever amen. Also, this character really just existed to 'propagate the species'. The twisted, twisted mutated species.

Also she had superpowers.

More on this fascinating piece of our cultural history.

My final thoughts:

John: god, I am resentful of that blue
Ryuutchi: Because she's usurping Leo's place?
John: because the only way to tell them apart was by the boobs.
John: sometimes I'd be like 'well, Raphael is hitting on them resentfull--fuck, I just can't tell'