Glitter Princess Sparkleboots

A Conversation With My Sister Doc That Went Horribly Awry

Me: You're my second favourite sister, Doc. After Oswald*. It's not that I hate you, it's that you don't lick my hand like she does. Thanks for that, by the way.
Dad: Doc just sneaks into your room to do it while you sleep.
Me: What
Doc: Well, um...
Little Brother: You do that too?

Then I went downstairs with my fresh sammich.

*Oswald is a labrador/spring spaniel. She's medium sized and black and made of pure, unadulterated love. Also, in my icon.

IN OTHER NEWS: I decided to look up my favourite pokemon on deviant. Dear Universe, why did so many people go 'Absol! Let's put whomping great tits on it!'

EDIT: After the final post. Thank you, Anon