Fact: Sep is a redhead. It confuses people Okay, so I had this great idea at work.
You know how make entire blogs dedicated to their cats, right? I was thinking that maybe something like that with my boss, who is a furious old lady. You know, little anecdotes, pictures of her doing weird stuff, her attacking the cash register, things on her head, costumes...
All written like a cat blog.
For some reason she said no when I asked. :< WE COULD HAVE BEEN STARS.
It's probably for the best though, I couldn't find a very funny way to present today's story:
Old Guy: I would like to purchase mints!
Me: Sure! Here, I will hold out the mints for you to select what you want.
-conversation will now become actual quotes-
Old Guy: Why, is there something wrong with them?
Me: Naw, I just didn't think you'd be comfortable with me touching your food.
Old Guy: Oh, it's okay. It's not like you're coloured.
Me: D:
Boss' wisdom: People are like that. I was less than comforted, I admit.