I like how it never once occurs to him that it might be a temp ban (or to even ask) and instead he moves right into SOCKPUPPET ARMY.
It's like he sat down and thought 'wow, how can I make this worse?'
Best part: All he had to do was not lie to me and I wouldn't have even given him a temp ban.
I had an odd dream. But what made it odder was that every few minutes in it, it would switch to a commercial for beer as advertised by a gruff midget cop and his two irreverent partners. Then back to the Batman.