OH LOOK. I'M ALIVE. I spent like, a week trapped in bed after I hurt my back. Never doing that again. He says after five hours doing the same thing that hurt his back in the first place.
Anyway, now this may be the pain pills talking, I have decided to share with you all a picture of myself.
It comes with a confession. I'm not a guy. I'm not a magpie. And I'm not very tall. In fact, I don't even have red hair.
( The real me )