Current Location: Calgary
Amount of Cowboy Hats Counted: 28
People Doing it Ironically: 2
So I head into Los Angeles in an hour or so. God, I hate flying so much. I am chugging the pepto.
Been making my family so happy they know me:
Me: Hey, sister. I just found out how Avatar ends.
Sister: Don't you dare tell me! I'll cut you! ...what about Zuko? Wait, no! Don't you dare!
Then I told my parents about
purity balls. They shuddered in unison.
Here's hoping I survive the next plane trip.