Glitter Princess Sparkleboots

So today's Adventures On The Internet involves me, your hero, discovering a new fetish. Not my fetish. I have normal ones. I think.

Anyway.

Today's discovery is Sexy Girl Leprechauns.

Who knew that the search 'sexy leprechaun' on google would actually turn up pages of stuff?

I had a completely innocent reason to be searching that. Well, leprechauns. My original post was going to involve a picture of a leprechaun and how my latest phobia is about how I'm so afraid the reason I'm sick is because I think there's a dead leprechaun in my colon and when we finally find it, I'm going to be spending the rest of my days wondering how he even got there.

But what I came across instead was a girl in a, well, sexy leprechaun costume.

'The hell?' said I.

So I plugged in 'sexy leprechaun' to see what else would come up.

Here are the results, minus the person I think was actually a hooker with the working name of Sexy Leprechaun:

( No boobs or bits, just lots of ruffles and green )

I'm a lot more fascinated than repulsed. Not enough to start looking at Lucky Charms in a whole new way though.