Rule and a recipe.
For reasons I can't get into, this rule came up in chat:

Secret Fandom Wank Rule #7: If you kill a mod, you get to assume their position and their icons.
Addendum to Secret Fandom Wank Rule #7: Sep has bear traps everywhere.

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In other news, I'm telling people the recipe for Kitty Litter Cake, a family staple ever since my mom discovered the internet had recipes back when I might not have even been in double digits. The baby brother asked for it for his birthday! I'm currently working on a modified version to create 'dirt cake' (involves gummi worms) which is not a new thing, but I want to make one I really like. May involve little flowerpots.

Anyway, recipe:

Kitty Litter Cake:

Ingredients:

Packet of Vanilla Pudding
Two Cakes (chocolate and vanilla, or two marble cakes)
Cookies with cream inside (oreo, white oreo, off-brand)
Miniature chocolate bars or tootsie rolls

Object needed:

UNUSED litterbox

WHAT YOU DO:

Make pudding according to directions.
Make cake according to directions.
Grind up cookies (not too fine, but not huge pieces either. Don't make paste, I'm saying)

Place all three in litterbox and start mashing that all together. Add chocolate bars/tootsie rolls.

OPTIONAL: drops of green food colouring.

Serves small children best.

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	tehrin 2012-02-21 12:42 am UTC (link)
	All the more reason to kill you, m'dear. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2012-02-21 12:53 am UTC (link)
	I'd like to see you try, hippie. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tehrin 2012-02-21 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Whatcha gonna do? Sick your pokemon and ponies on me? :P (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2012-02-21 02:12 am UTC (link)
	No, but I might sic Snacky on you (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tehrin 2012-02-21 02:15 am UTC (link)
	Correct spelling is for wussies. Snacky would just sit on the sidelines and watch. Then she'd take the opportunity to finish off the victor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2012-02-21 02:17 am UTC (link)
	No! Snacky loves me, I am her bushwoolie. (Actually, sick does work too, it's just rare. I meant to bold Snacky's name) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tehrin 2012-02-21 02:27 am UTC (link)
	It's a trap. She's lowering your guard. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2012-02-21 04:32 am UTC (link)
	I have had this cake! One of my co-workers at my previous job brought it to work for Halloween one year as their entry in our gross-out foods contest. I think it won! XD (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2012-02-21 04:33 am UTC (link)
	When I had it for my birthday, my classmates thought I'd snapped. I had to reassure them I didn't even own a cat. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	qem_chibati 2012-02-21 09:48 am UTC (link)
	Hee! I am really tempted to see what kind of reaction to it I can provoke. :D (Reply to this)

	white_serpent 2012-02-21 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	Secret Fandom Wank Rule #7: If you kill a mod, you get to assume their position and their icons. Addendum to Secret Fandom Wank Rule #7: Sep has bear traps everywhere. Fortunately for me, no one else wants the "memory management" position. Or my icons. (Reply to this)