Current mood:

Morose

I'm losing my fucking mind
Today I've learned that a relative supporting people who want to kill me is less infuriating than someone telling me it's not weird that people like to write Sherlock with a dog dick now.

Apparently my life is much less low-stakes than my issues with 'knotting'.

Speaking of that, was discussing with friend Kyra other animal-dick fandom trends and we came upon that fish that once mating, merges with the female's body starting with his penis.

She asked me to write it.

Life was weird since Sherlock and John had had sex and John had become part of Sherlock's ass.
'how're you?'
"oh, nothing to complain about, just keeping away other potential mates'
'still pumping in semen?'
'Heck yeah'

Other animal wangs discussed: Whale wang, mollusc wang (bigger than the body), banana slug wang (gets stuck, has to be chewed off) and horse wang (pregnant female mates with whole herd to protect baby, that one ended in a long silence and the unsettling feeling that that one may actually be next).

Anyway. I'm having a Day.