Tuesday, October 30th, 2012 @ 12:39p
Books: Dinotopia, Frankenstein, and Gnomes
I've been reading a lot lately! Just haven't been talking about it. Books: Dinotopia, Frankenstein, and Gnomes
First off, I read Dinotopia and Dinotopia: The World Beneath by James Gurney. Both have art that just makes me feel happy all the way through. I preferred the first one as it was more of a journal exploration of the world and the switch to prose in the second was a bit awkward, but in the end I enjoyed them both very much. There's two more, First Flight and Journey to Chandara, and while I have Chandara, I'm missing the one in-between, but I SUSPECT my dad is getting me it for Christmas! So I'll resume them. As a result of wanting to read more picture exploration books, I've picked up Faeries by Brian Froud (and some other guy?) and Gnomes by I forgot already I suck. I did, however, make gnome icons:
I'm still in-progress with Gnomes, but it's loads of fun. Great art and cute worldbuilding, my only complaint being a reliance on gender roles so far. And a bit about 'bad blood' as a reason for bad gnomes.
Now onto Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. I made an off-hand comment to someone on Twitter about the original canon, realized I wasn't sure myself and downloaded a copy off Gutenberg to confirm what I thought. And then I thought, it's only three hundred pages and I've got a few hours free. Why don't I read it all?
And I'm glad I did! First off, and I realize this is probably totally obvious to everyone, it turns out pop culture totally lied to me about the contents of the book. Victor was nothing like how he's portrayed in the movies, the monster was a freakin' genius (and a hypocritical whiner), and there was a whole other narrator that was surprisingly gay where I wasn't expecting it. And given Mary Shelley knew that chap Lord Byron, that may have been a 'this exists!' conscious thing.
Our conversations are not always confined to his own history and misfortunes. On every point of general literature he displays unbounded knowledge and a quick and piercing apprehension. His eloquence is forcible and touching; nor can I hear him, when he relates a pathetic incident or endeavours to move the passions of pity or love, without tears. What a glorious creature must he have been in the days of his prosperity, when he is thus noble and godlike in ruin! He seems to feel his own worth and the greatness of his fall.
-Walton, the first narrator, on Victor. There's other close male friendships in this book and Walton's... well, I'm pretty sure only the fact Victor was pretty much about to die (and presumably straight) prevented the makeouts.
And! Another quote I liked and the reason I was reading the book in the first place, to know exactly what the monster looked like. This part isn't in the quote, it's mentioned elsewhere, but the monster? Eight feet tall. Victor dreamed BIG.
How can I describe my emotions at this catastrophe, or how delineate the wretch whom with such infinite pains and care I had endeavoured to form? His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same colour as the dun-white sockets in which they were set, his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips.
-Victor on his creation. Apparently the monster's main problem was he was eight feet tall of corpsey uncanny valley.
Anyway, LOVED it. I'm so glad I read it! I've got people encouraging me to try Les Mis next, but I'm working on Little Women again because I finally got another copy after losing my last one. Oh Beth, your time is so short...
Monday, October 29th, 2012 @ 11:05a
Sep is disgusted
Amadi on rape always reminds me of the time the social justice lady raped her boyfriend and Amadi blamed the boyfriend because of some bullshit about just knowing. Sep is disgusted
Even with the rapist admitting it.
So forgive me for fucking gagging when I see her take a high horse about rape issues.
Tuesday, October 16th, 2012 @ 1:43a
Batman/James Gordon
( Consider this my shipping manifesto for the pairing. Very image heavy, circa No Man's Land )Batman/James Gordon
Sunday, October 14th, 2012 @ 2:01p
wooo woooo
I have a spooooky new halloween icon.wooo woooo
Sunday, September 23rd, 2012 @ 11:26p
Give Yaban a visage!
Please take this not terribly important poll and look at pretty pictures of guys to do so.Give Yaban a visage!
Saturday, September 22nd, 2012 @ 1:30p
So my current hobby is looking at the Gypsy Vanner tag on tumblr, saving my favourite pictures, and naming each one and pretending it's a Mearas from Lord of the Rings. The canon names I had for example were Snowmane, Firefoot, Lightfoot, Snowmane, and Shadowfax.I have to make sure not to use any pictures with humans in them, 'cause gypsy vanners are actually kinda tiny.
( Here is selected pretty horsey pictures )
Here's my words constantly being added name generator:
field
cloud
sky
fire
fleet
runner
dancer
snow
sun
star
dancer
chaser
song
foot
storm
thunder
wind
rider
silver
gold
gleam
Moon
Bright
walker
frost
treader
sand
grass
ice
bright
shadow
So anyway, this is what counts as a hobby for me these days.
Wednesday, September 19th, 2012 @ 4:35p
Damn you, My Little Pony Arena! I'm trying to find someone to go halfsies with me on pre-order of of both new blind bag pony sets and it keeps falling over and going boom. Surely it's not trying to help me save money.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2012 @ 2:29p
Today's 'things that entertained me on the internet'
Today's 'things that entertained me on the internet'

First, there was the tweet.
( cutting this since now al the images are on fwank )
Tuesday, September 11th, 2012 @ 4:40a
Currently doing
1. School.Currently doing
2. Planning for Yuletide.
3. Planning to re-open an RP game.
One
School! I'm doing biology and history this year and let's hope I don't mess it up. I'll be doing stuff in a lab coat yaaay yaaay.
Two
Yuletide! Here's my list of what I'm planning to nominate over on the co-ordination post, which is the Flash Gordon comic from 1934, Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death, and Chrestomanci by Diana Wynne Jones. Tintin and Asterix were pretty high on my 'should I?' and if they get nominated, I'll def. be offering to write them cause yes.
Three
Currently I have my loyal vizier Panya working on restoring the great and noble HamsterJournal to restart Gondolindrim, which will be on its third incarnation. It takes place in Silmarillion era, with characters from other ages being transported to the hidden city of Gondolin due to a problem in time. I'll be advertising for it when the time comes. Snacky is my co-pilot. My major hope for this is to get some Tolkien OCs for races that never got any characters in the books, like Haradrim, Easterlings, Dunlenders, Umbarionios or whatever those ones were called, etc.
Wednesday, September 5th, 2012 @ 12:14a
UPDATE FROM THE HABITRAIL
Have successfully survived another year, marking my new record at 27 years alive.UPDATE FROM THE HABITRAIL
In other news, everything is going horribly wrong and I'll be on fire at least once before the month is over probably.
Monday, September 3rd, 2012 @ 5:58a
Magpie Status ra ra sep sep sep
Well, as I haven't mentioned anywhere except twitter in a sort of stunned 'It appears I will be grieving for a videogame like it was my grandmother', City of Heroes was announced to be shutting down on friday with no warning. They fired all the developers the same day.Magpie Status ra ra sep sep sep
I've been playing this game my whole adult life. I remember being so young I had to actually ask permission to get the game.
I've been going through the various stages. Disbelief (shot of whiskey, sitting on a chair quietly for a bit while the cat sat in my lap purring for a half hour apparently doing a kitty suicide watch), anger ('bastards!'), grief ('MUST STOP RE-OPENING WOUND READING FORUM') and when I was on ventrilo talking to my fellow players and I said I wish I'd come to more of the weekly sessions, Doc said 'Ah, he's entered the guilt stage.'
I have two prevailing thoughts right now:
1. Even if none of the plans to salvage the game (including bids by other companies) go through, I can count on some nerd hacking up an offline character creator I can use like those dollmakers I love, which was partially what CoH was to me.
2. The head devs are planning, on monday, to do a 'answer all questions' session. So at least I'll get to know every little detail about the game lore I ever wanted to know. I just wish it had been, like, a hostage situation and not this that led to that though.
I've said too much.
Friday, August 10th, 2012 @ 4:16p
Hot Fuzz fic!
TITLE: REPLY ALL Y/N?Hot Fuzz fic!
AUTHORS:
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 770 it says here
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: American spelling
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends.
REPLY ALL Y/N?
By Phosfate and Rosencrantz
1.33 p.m. GMT
DButterman: sent u a pic nick. picnic!
ACartwright: Learn to use your fucking phone.
1.34 p.m. GMT
Angel777: I enjoyed our evening last night, Danny, and am examining your photograph with great interest
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Follow this link to view story at Ann's LJ or here at AO3
Friday, August 3rd, 2012 @ 3:40p
I'm losing my fucking mind
Today I've learned that a relative supporting people who want to kill me is less infuriating than someone telling me it's not weird that people like to write Sherlock with a dog dick now.I'm losing my fucking mind
mood Morose
Apparently my life is much less low-stakes than my issues with 'knotting'.
Speaking of that, was discussing with friend Kyra other animal-dick fandom trends and we came upon that fish that once mating, merges with the female's body starting with his penis.
She asked me to write it.
Life was weird since Sherlock and John had had sex and John had become part of Sherlock's ass.
'how're you?'
"oh, nothing to complain about, just keeping away other potential mates'
'still pumping in semen?'
'Heck yeah'
Other animal wangs discussed: Whale wang, mollusc wang (bigger than the body), banana slug wang (gets stuck, has to be chewed off) and horse wang (pregnant female mates with whole herd to protect baby, that one ended in a long silence and the unsettling feeling that that one may actually be next).
Anyway. I'm having a Day.
Sunday, July 15th, 2012 @ 8:02a
Not sure when my tv (okay, Netflix) viewing habits became a mirror of my grandmother's television viewing habits.So annoyed they took All Creatures Great and Small off. I've been shaking my tiny fist in rage at them for months now.
Better news: There's TWO different Miss Marple shows on it. I'm ecstatic. AND Murder, She Wrote.